Satireworld

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
The sexual misconduct charges are flying faster than ever before as the election season becomes less than ten weeks from from the big day. This week it’s Hillary Clinton caught up in the sexual perversion dragnet by a revelation from her First Lady past where she reportedly sexually harassed FOX News head Roger Ailes during a summer weekend in the Hamptons.

New York, New York – (satireworld.com)
Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal.

Jasper, GA – (SatireWorld.com)
A Georgia chiropractor is accused of sexually violating three female patients by using a controversial medical procedure he calls ‘Intravaginal massage.’ The Georgia State Medical Board says there is no recognized procedure like this anywhere on their list of approved medical treatments.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
If radical-leftist ex-community organizer Barack Obama is Chicago’s favorite son, then Chicago-born Hillary Clinton must be the favorite daughter of the windy city’s most socialist elite.
Previously unpublished correspondence between Hillary Clinton and the late communist left-wing organizer Saul Alinsky reveals new details about her very close relationship with the controversial Chicago activist and has shed light on her early sexual-ideological development.

Diego, CA – (satireworld.com)
Three months after President Barack Obama declared their mass arrival an “urgent humanitarian situation,” thousands of children who fled Central America are about to get free golfing lessons for the first time.

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com)
A town meeting was held with the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (SFBS) to discuss citizen complaints about coyotes living in the “City by the Bay,” eating small dogs and cats.

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com)
Meet Chasworth A. Rodham.
Mr Rodham has an interesting lineage. For the better part of the 20th century 89 year Mr. Rodham has lived with a story that only now has come to light in a book authored by him with the help of his grandson Elmer Longtree. ‘Being Owned By Hillary’ is a 235 page book which traces the Rodham family roots back to South Carolina to a small plantation owned by the relatives of the present Hillary Rodham Clinton, a 2016 Democratic Presidential candidate.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
Two friends join each other for dinner at a downtown Washington DC steakhouse. Barry O’Mara and Matt Romley have known each other since they were college roommates at the University of Chicago. Barry is a law professor and Matt is a Wall Street financial adviser. Both gentlemen are on a business trip in the nation’s capitol.

The White House – (satireworld.com)
On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

Washington DC: (satireworld.com)
On January 20, 2016 President Obama gave his seventh State of the Union (SOTU) address to a joint session of the Republican controlled Congress, the Supreme Court Justices, White House officials, invited guests, the news media and the American people.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and arrest record.

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com)
As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally protected sexual predator community.

Chicago IL – (satireworld.com)
Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive language.”

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned women in magazines Melton decided she wanted to shed her 175 excessive pounds by supporting Hillary Clinton for President.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Abandoned for posterity inside her cavernous punani during the notorious 1992-2000 Clinton/Gore period, a rancid tampon may have been behind almost a decade of the former Fist Lady’s bloody tantrums according to the latest forensic psychiatry report.

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to start a nuclear war against the North.

Boston – (satireworld.com)
National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

Rockingham, England – (SatireWorld.com)
Professor Bagram Patush was ordered to leave the Lord Faunteroy Academy in disgrace after other faculty members complained about his long nasal hairs skimming the Catalina dressing bowl on the cafeteria’s salad bar.
Students have also been complaining ever since the 51 year old Patush was assigned to the advanced chemistry class, citing difficulty concentrating when Prof. Patush lectures. Since his hiring last June, his abundant nasal hairs have become a source of student humor across the campus.

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com)
Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The wall is meant to deny unfettered access to illegal immigrants! There is no intent to save Mexico any money for the cost of the wall!

Mt. Olympus – (satireworld.com)
Zeus, Hera, and Athena, the goddess of wisdom, were lounging on their celestial couches. Suddenly Athena piped up,” I’m bored mommy and daddy!” Well child the godly parents said, some Democratic creature half-man and half-horse’s ass (Centaur-Lite) has proclaimed the modern world is a safer place then when we were in charge.