Black Hills, SD – (SatireWorld.com)
Federal workers escalated the war on taxpayers over the government shutdown by blocking the view of one of America’s most iconic landmarks…The Mt Rushmore National Park rock carvings!
Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)
The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.
The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com)
Secretary of Defense Chuck (rhymes with Puck) Hagel said he would confer with POTUS after a recent physical to determine the eligibility and readiness of women for the combat arms division of the Navy, Army and Marines turned up that 9 out of 10 Lesbians and Transgenders in transition failed their short arm inspection.
Secretary of Defense Chuck (rhymes with Puck) Hagel said he would confer with POTUS after a recent physical to determine the eligibility and readiness of women for the combat arms division of the Navy, Army and Marines turned up that 9 out of 10 Lesbians and Transgenders in transition failed their short arm inspection.
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com)
According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.
According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.
North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com)
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.
Svalbard Island, Norway – (SatireWorld.com)
Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.
Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.
The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.
Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)
Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.
Toledo, OH – (SatireWorld.com)
Beverly Boxtop, the world record holder for being the ‘Woman With The Word’s Biggest Breasts,’ was arrested today for suspicion of manslaughter. She was connected to a recent accidental death which happened last week at a downtown WalMart Superstore.
Beverly Boxtop, the world record holder for being the ‘Woman With The Word’s Biggest Breasts,’ was arrested today for suspicion of manslaughter. She was connected to a recent accidental death which happened last week at a downtown WalMart Superstore.
Chaperl Hill, NC - (satireworld.com)
Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee!
Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee!
York, Pennsylvania – (satireworld.com)
Doctors who’ve attended to the fainting prone Hillary Clinton have issued a complete health report describing in detail the ex-secretary of state’s overall health, and in doing so, painted a rosy picture.
Doctors who’ve attended to the fainting prone Hillary Clinton have issued a complete health report describing in detail the ex-secretary of state’s overall health, and in doing so, painted a rosy picture.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.
Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans or Hispanics in residence. HUD will then “determine who lives where” to rebalance the diversity!
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans or Hispanics in residence. HUD will then “determine who lives where” to rebalance the diversity!
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.
Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.
Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com)
A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman claimed she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater! The child’s equally surprised father James Francis, a soldier who had been away for a year serving in a military base in Korea, found the black baby at home when his unit cycled back to Fort Bragg in early October.
A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman claimed she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater! The child’s equally surprised father James Francis, a soldier who had been away for a year serving in a military base in Korea, found the black baby at home when his unit cycled back to Fort Bragg in early October.
Hawaiian Islands-(SatireWorld.com)
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field originating from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan. A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt.
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field originating from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan. A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt.
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New York – (SatireWorld.com)
“Sounds like a classic case of drop dead tertiary psycho-syphilis,” Carnegie Hill shrink Professor Einstein Flintstone said today amid reports that Democratic Party basket case Hillary Clinton is slowly going nuts ahead of the upcoming presidential election.
“Sounds like a classic case of drop dead tertiary psycho-syphilis,” Carnegie Hill shrink Professor Einstein Flintstone said today amid reports that Democratic Party basket case Hillary Clinton is slowly going nuts ahead of the upcoming presidential election.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.
Charleston, WV – (satireworld.com)
At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a TOP SECRET special access security clearance.
At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a TOP SECRET special access security clearance.