North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com)
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.