Black Hills, SD – (SatireWorld.com)
Federal workers escalated the war on taxpayers over the government shutdown by blocking the view of one of America’s most iconic landmarks…The Mt Rushmore National Park rock carvings!
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com)
Secretary of Defense Chuck (rhymes with Puck) Hagel said he would confer with POTUS after a recent physical to determine the eligibility and readiness of women for the combat arms division of the Navy, Army and Marines turned up that 9 out of 10 Lesbians and Transgenders in transition failed their short arm inspection.
Secretary of Defense Chuck (rhymes with Puck) Hagel said he would confer with POTUS after a recent physical to determine the eligibility and readiness of women for the combat arms division of the Navy, Army and Marines turned up that 9 out of 10 Lesbians and Transgenders in transition failed their short arm inspection.
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com)
According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.
According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.
North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com)
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.
The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly to civilizations below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural humor in what’s thought to be a reference to a self-publicizing ‘Cherokee wannabe’ in the United States Senate prone to imposing her own brand of crap on dumbed down audiences.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans or Hispanics in residence. HUD will then “determine who lives where” to rebalance the diversity!
The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is implementing the “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing (AFFH) rules,” a set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans or Hispanics in residence. HUD will then “determine who lives where” to rebalance the diversity!
Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com)
A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman claimed she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater! The child’s equally surprised father James Francis, a soldier who had been away for a year serving in a military base in Korea, found the black baby at home when his unit cycled back to Fort Bragg in early October.
A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman claimed she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater! The child’s equally surprised father James Francis, a soldier who had been away for a year serving in a military base in Korea, found the black baby at home when his unit cycled back to Fort Bragg in early October.
Hawaiian Islands-(SatireWorld.com)
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field originating from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan. A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt.
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field originating from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan. A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.
Charleston, WV – (satireworld.com)
At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a TOP SECRET special access security clearance.
At a news conference held in this once thriving coal producing state, the founder of WikiLeaks announced that in the coming weeks thousands of Hillary Clinton’s destroyed or non-existent emails will be released. The latest batch of emails concern Hillary Clinton’s failed polygraph tests (lie detector) relative to her obtaining a TOP SECRET special access security clearance.