The chase came to its final conclusion on Sunday when Rex, a Golden Retriever, caught his tail square in his mouth. It was then that Rex knew that nothing would ever be the same again. Speaking through our canine interpreter, Rex was a good boy and gave us an exclusive interview.
As French kissing was invented, unsurprisingly, by the French, they own all the rights to the tongue-twirling manoeuvre. Rights they share with fellow members of the EU. If Britain were to leave the Union then they would have their rights to the French kiss revoked. Britain could become a loveless nation akin to a kissless version of the world from Footloose.
The study was conducted with a group of eighty-seven volunteers over the course of ten years, using a range of people. The group ranged from those who kept up-to-date with reputable news sources multiple times a day, all the way down to those who just read The Sun. A strong correlation was observed between the amount of hard news a person consumed and how happy they are.
Putin, who had been dubbed ‘the world’s most dangerous man’, was being kept in an enclosure for the safety of the Russian people. Despite his living arrangement, Putin was still able to run the nation with an iron-fist. Yet Putin could also be a gentle man, as initially displayed when the bear cub fell into his enclosure.
It’s believed that IDS may have been under the influence of a snifter of brandy whilst watching the outside world with a sneer on his face, although these reports are unconfirmed at this time.