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Washington,DC – (satireworld.com)
The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! Now it’s turned more appealing now that mentioning personal health issues just might garner more sympathy.

Bend Dover, Ontario – (SatireWorld.com)
The small town of Port Dover, Canada will become the last one in the country to receive and actual, working machine for washing clothes. The machine, a Maytag, will be delivered and set up in the back of Moose Thurgason’s Bait Shop and Beauty Supply for everyone to come by and see.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s Escape From Planet of the Large.

Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council.

The Satire World Political Quiz

The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are Ex-President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Good Luck…

An NRA ad released on March 4 called out “every Hollywood phony” and the “lying media” to put them on notice that their “time is running out.”
The ad was released just hours before the 90th Oscars began. It promotes NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s new show and is clearly intended to send the signal that the claims of leftists in Hollywood, the media, and pro-athletes will not go unchallenged.

Philadelphia PA:
The USS Barack Obama commissioning ceremonies were held here today. This vessel is the first of the new Propaganda class ships that employ a green energy propulsion system.

Fort Knox, Kentucky

Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.

Washington, DC
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is proposing “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act”. After the IRS gave unbelievable excuses as to why it could not produce emails that were lost by the Obama IRS namely Lois Lerner and six other people. Stockman is proposing that we all should be able to avail ourselves of similarly lame excuses that reap the same benefits the Obama appointees enjoyed.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
As hundreds of Toyota pick-up trucks delivered furnishings and military equipment to the new Afghanistan Taliban embassy on Washington, DC’s ‘K’ Street address, the United States State Department sent over a house warming gift of a dozen bagels and assorted fruits.

Washington DC: (satireworld.com)
Secretary of the Department of Education Arne Duncan has announced that in order to graduate from a US high school a five question 8 hour exam will be giving to each graduating senior. The test will show how well the student can read, write and comprehend mathematics based on Common Core concepts. The test questions will change with every new graduating class.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. “Let’s Make A Dill”, the #2 Game Show, to be sponsored by Levitra for next five years. (Longer than Viagra’s “Dill of Fortune” 3-year contract).

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. T/F: Many “Lifers” and “Survivors” are considering becoming extremely obese so that they could survive the first year on stored body fat alone.

Birmingham, Illinois – (SatireWorld.com)
Jerry Plutarch, owner of “Jerry’s Pawn Shop and Title Loans” of Birmingham, Illinois, has said that the United States Treasury Department has defaulted on the payments of his loan to the United States Government. As such, Mr. Plutarch says that he will begin the process of seizing and selling off the assets used as collateral from this 2009 loan (part of the national debt).

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

(SATIRE WORLD UPDATE: “Hands-Up Protesters”in Ferguson, Missouri mob city hall with hands up, bearing boughs of holly!”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) – Obama ambassador appointee to England, Richard Simmons, made a big splash in the House of Commons yesterday where Speaker John Bercow introduced him to a huge crowd of gay staffers saying “And now, heeeeeres Dick!”

London – (SatireWorld.com)
Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

(SatireWorld.com)
After having opened up the borders in Arizona as it’s liberal governor, and then continuing her career as Czarina of Homeland Insecurity, Janet (Jack) Napolitano says she’s taking her distinctive white skunk striped hairdo and leaving for the hallowed halls of California to take up the reins as the lower leanings president of liberal education for all of California’s universities.

Hawthorne CA – (satireworld.com)
Space X CEO Elon Musk announced that the Falcon Heavy rocket was launched successfully on February 8, 2018 from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. This giant vehicle boosted a payload of his cherry-red Tesla sports car, although it could easily boost up to 24 metric tons into an Earth orbit.

The Crystal Blue Waters of the Capacian Islands – (SatireWorld.com)

On Board the MSV Conquest
Sporting a dapper blue blazer and white cotton trousers rolled up above his ankles, Fernando Monte Verde took a few moments to sit down and chat with SatireWorld reporter Phil Macadamia. In a flurry of wafting blue cigar smoke, Monte Verde spoke about being the ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ and his ongoing admiration for SatireWorld.