Jerry’s Pawn Shop and Title Loans Owner Says U.S.A. Has Defaulted and He Will Seize Assets | HumorFeed
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Birmingham, Illinois – (SatireWorld.com)
Jerry Plutarch, owner of “Jerry’s Pawn Shop and Title Loans” of Birmingham, Illinois, has said that the United States Treasury Department has defaulted on the payments of his loan to the United States Government. As such, Mr. Plutarch says that he will begin the process of seizing and selling off the assets used as collateral from this 2009 loan (part of the national debt).

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