(satireworld.com)

The Tidy Bowl Man says he's spent almost half his life 'living-with-the-dueces' and says he'll miss seeing all the familiar bottoms he's grown so fond of over the years. He appreciates the nifty dollar bill dispenser the folks at Revlon gave him at the retirement party.

The Tidy Bowl Man says he’s spent almost half his life ‘living-with-the-dueces and says he’ll miss seeing all the familiar bottoms he’s grown so fond of over the years. He appreciates the nifty dollar bill dispenser the folks at Revlon gave him at the retirement party.