Canadians took a break from getting piss drunk on beer and whiskey for one day to rejoice over the magnificent spectacle of Trudeau and his cabinet being sworn into their new offices. Well… okay, we lied, they didn’t exactly take a break from getting piss drunk, but for one night it wasn’t about hockey for 3 out of 10 adult… females.

Never before has any democracy of any intelligence seen such a magnificent display of vote-slutting from...