Reports of chaotic scenes at the Olympic Games have emerged after a working class man breached security and entered the Equestrian Centre undetected. Eye-witness accounts say the man was dressed in an England football strip and Bermuda shorts and shouted ‘God ‘elp us’ before asking where the bar was.



‘It was horrible,’ says Team GB representative Pippa Worsley-Granger. ‘I’d just finished my Individual Dressage and was telling my horse Minty Buff what a good boy he was when I heard screaming and saw people running in panic’.