Plus-size former comedienne, Amy Schumer is reportedly in talks with Lane Bryant to play Barbie in the first-ever, live-adaptation of the life and times of Mattel’s beloved doll. In this diversity-themed epic, Miss Schumer will play a zaftig Barbie of indeterminate racial (and flexible gender) background who is banished from "BarbieLand" for "not being perfect enough." Is this science fiction or what? Miss Schumer hasn’t seen “not being perfect enough” since she first noticed that her toes were fatter than the other girls’.