Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open. Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, it does not mean that speaking should be the only thing she does. Nancy needs to look at President Trump and recognize that is mouth is always getting him into trouble. Her mouth has famously done the same thing for her in the past and she needs to understand that sometimes a Speaker must shut up.”