Guantanamo Bay, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com)

Government officials have readied the George Seros Media Center production studio and theater in anticipation of new arrivals from the US prison at Guantanamo Bay, which houses almost 400 terrorist suspects from around the globe.

The wonderful sunshine state of Florida announced Monday that they have begun the testing phase of a new drunk driver’s license program that will allow Florida residents who aren’t total bitches to drive while intoxicated.

The singer of such hits as ‘Baby’ and ‘Never Say Never’ said that it was a decision made after many discussions with friends and family.

With the supply chain issues that have caused an ongoing nationwide ketchup shortage only getting worse, the skyrocketing cost of America's favorite condiment is threatening to wreak havoc not only on fast food fans, but the entire economy, experts warn.
































































 
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Officials with United Airlines admit they lost track of a New Orleans man’s white privilege after he was asked to check it at the gate before boarding a direct flight to San Francisco last week.

A journalist recently read the bible and unveiled new passages previously ignored for political gain...

NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - According to the Donald Trump campaign, there are three types of anti-Trump Republicans that the presumptive nominee needs to help if there is to be any hope of keeping a Democrat out of the White House. To meet this need over the coming months, the billionaire has set up triage units from coast to coast. These emergency centers will be manned by Trump campaign staff and volunteers.

Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition.
































































 
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Investigators have learned that Yuri Gagarin, the Russian Cosmonaut who was the first man to go into outer space and the first man to orbit the earth, was not alone on his historic flight. In fact, in their cockpit positioning, the other person would have been ahead of Gagarin into space by about 3 centimeters.

"These polls are 100% accurate, and have no margin of error. Donald Trump is in commanding lead in race for American puppe... president," reported Sergei Propovski, spokesman for the Russian Ministry of Truth.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -  Yesterday, presumptive Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump tried to endear himself to Hispanic voters by celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a bowl of tacos at the penthouse suite of his New York Trump Towers. That was lunch. Realizing that May was Asian-Pacific Islander Heritage Month which commemorates…

At least two dozen were injured yesterday when a crowd attending the Rhythm Fest Music Festival in Reno, Nevada tried to escape a surprise performance by Counting Crows.
































































 
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After serving as warden of the famous Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola for over 20 years, Burl Cain announced Wednesday that he is stepping down effective Jan. 1.

Knowing that he could probably use some cheering up, comedian Bill Cosby reportedly shared an inspirational kitten posting with producer Harvey Weinstein.

The charismatic candidate has appeared from nowhere with his promises to make America even worse, a slogan in stark contrast with Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again!’