The Streets of Bordello Falls..............

Dried mud crackled under worn and heavy boots as two dusty figures worked their way down the arroyo. Wisps of dry clouds high above gave little shade as the Arizona sun burned their backs and parched their throats as dry as a rattlesnake’s tail.

The Kremlin continues to blame military failures in the Ukraine on its own soldiers, including a squadron of orphan children who deserted into the woods outside of Soledar this week.

A bizarre continental take on Brexit, which casts the whole debate over whether the UK should leave the EU or remain as a horror movie. Essentially a variant on Jekyll and Hyde, it features a pro-European journalist turning bestial after being secretly injected with a mysterious serum by a sinister pro Brexit politician.

London UK – (satireworld.com)
British actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series of films, admitted today that one of her “fake nudes” posted on the internet is actually her. Watson, who is twenty-four years old, is the subject of thousands of photo-shopped nude pictures on the World Wide Web.

Republican lawmakers are calling for more rigorous training of the country's underage workforce after a new report on child labor in the US showed significant upticks in injuries and deaths of kids working in America's farms and factories.

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

A judge with a sense of humor charged a man with using a weapon of mass destruction during a Catholic church service. The man, Percival Pissgums of Orlando, Florida, was arrested after repeatedly passing gas in St. Anthony’s Cathedral.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) - Imagine decorating your Christmas tree with a $10,000 ornament -- not just an ordinary ornament, but a replica of Donald Trump's campaign cap bearing the phrase, "Make America Great Again." It's a limited-edition item and only 2,500 pieces are available for sale, exclusively on Amazon. We did the…

An area casino is launching an advertising blitz to lure more chumps willing to forfeit massive amounts of money through games of chance while being only mildly entertained.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Monday signed a bill stripping manatees of their state protections over reports of homosexual behavior.

Rome – Gabriel Pinski is hanging out at a hostel in Italy right now.  He dropped out of college and has been traveling around the world for the last 2 years.  The 22 year old Pinski heard from a few friends that there are debates currently happening for a soon to be open position.  He wants the job.

President-elect Donald Trump served up his latest Cabinet appointment on Monday, announcing he had chosen New Jersey governor Chris Christie to be secretary of steak.

WEERDVILLE, Ohio -- By electing senior Tyler Desilva, 18, as prom queen, students at Freeman High School in this Cleveland suburb proved that transphobia has no place in public education.

Beesville Chamber of Commerce – (SatireWorld.com)
Burt Hannon is a fun-filled individual and a business owner who just happens to own Burt’s House of Fun, a magic store and practical joke shop located on Bardsville Road in Beeville, Texas. Today Burt isn’t laughing, especially after he checked out of All Merciful Saints General Hospital after being beaten by a dozen irate prank victims on Monday!

A person working for the Bank of England, who has asked for anonymity because she has been expressly banned from talking to us by her employer, confirmed today that the controversially plastic new fivers were designed exclusively for meat eaters and not for vegans or vegetarians. parody

Palm Beach, FL – (satireworld.com)

A list of people who have associated with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein over the years would take in the world of celebrity, science, politics…and now ex-presidents and royalty. Over the past few years, the tea sipping yoga practicing financier has been linked with ex-US President Bill Clinton and a member of the royal family.

Calling it a 'total disaster', president-elect Donald Trump pledged in a video clip posted on YouTube today that he will scrap Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative on his first day in office.

‘I beat him so bad that I thought he was going to cry,’ said Dave. ‘Piece by piece he went down and all he took from me is a couple of lousy sacrificial pawns. He’s got a long road ahead of him if he ever wants to beat me. God, I feel so alive!’

The Hamptons, NY – (satireworld.com)

Yes, you heard it here first!

For years, Kim Kardashian, and her equally untalented family, have dominated magazine covers, TV celebrity news shows, and reality TV with pointless blathering, boring lifestyles, and hyped family situations that only truly brain dead fans could call reality and fact. Now, in the public interest satireworld.com will take a first step down the Celebrity Truth Highway and finally proclaim to the masses that have turned a blind eye, that…Kim Kardashian has a really fat ass!

Glider Falls, Iowa – (satireworld.com)

A dog has blasted a man with a shotgun during a pheasant hunt in what has been described as a ‘freak accident’ during a pheasant hunt.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Instead of feeling excited, humbled and honored, president-elect Donald Trump is suing TIME for the cover photo in the magazine's latest issue naming him 2016 Person of the Year. Suing TIME for an undisclosed amount, Trump accused the magazine of subliminally depicting him as an…