He shouldn’t have to apologize, just like gorillas in the zoo shouldn’t have to apologize for throwing their feces at the people watching them.

VATICAN CITY (The Adobo Chronicles, Rome Bureau) - Media that focus on scandals and spread fake news to smear politicians are nothing but a piece of shit, Pope Francis said in an interview published on Wednesday. Francis told the Belgian Catholic weekly "Tertio" that spreading disinformation was "probably the greatest damage that the media can do" and…

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com)
The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s words directly into Japanese and then back into English for US consumption. Here is the actual translation.

News York, New York – (satireworld.com)

Breaking News!
Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.

Joe Biden was planning to throw a big blow out party in Observatory Circle...

Although you really admire your friends crafty skills, he might be going a little too far this year with his Christmas card project. For instance, murder.

‘I am aware that this sugar tax will hit the poorest the hardest but I have come up with a fabulous workaround for all concerned. Simply cut your sugar with cocaine and you’ll find that you actually lose weight. By George, I’ve done it again!’ exclaimed Osborne at a press meeting.

In the midst of a rally supporting two ranchers convicted of arson for burning 130 acres of federal land, a group of armed, anti-government protesters initiated the occupation of a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in the remote high desert of eastern Oregon. The building was taken over by approximately 150 militia members whom many Americans have defended, calling the gunmen “patriots” with a just cause in wanting federal lands turned over to local authorities.

Miami Beach, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Coast Guard officials at the South Beach CGS were swamped with calls from beach goers advising Coast Guard officials they found a dead shark on the beach with what appears to be Osama Bin Laden’s head inside.

Now for the first time Former Secret Service Members reveal the wackiest things they remember seeing in the White House!!

Supporters of presidential candidate Donald Trump are again being criticized for their violent behavior, this time outside a rally where they allegedly threw themselves into the defensively clenched fists and protectively outstretched feet of young demonstrators.

New gambit emerges for middle class coffee bragging

The chancellor of Trump University today announced that it had successfully completed negotiations to acquire the Electoral College.

Vegas, 45, appeared on a chat show shortly after Murray’s French Open final loss to Novak Djokovic and ripped the dour Scotsman to shreds.

Video discovered on an ISIS-run website purported to be pornography consists of little more than members of the jihadist organization decapitating and mutilating people, its viewers say.

Was Santa killed and replaced by double in 1996? Astonishing claims by 'Santa is Dead' conspiracy theorists that Santa replaced by Jesus after being hit by van while delivering presents! 'I buried Santa' claims former van driver!

The Godfather of Droll James Brown joins Jeremy and Sunny to talk about a tourism official who inadvertently turned herself into a webcam girl.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - On the eve of New Year’s eve, President Donald Trump fired all the remaining members of the Presidential Council on HIV/AIDS, months after about half a deozen members resigned in protest of Trump’s position on health poilicies. At the same time, The White House announced that applications to…

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - As the year 2016 continues to claim the lives of celebrities and icons of the film and music world, more and more Hollywood personalities are taking to social media to mark themselves "alive." It is their way to calm their fans about the continuing news of…

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).