Millions of people who say they support Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy are heeding the real estate mogul’s recommendation that Americans follow his lead by being very judicious before handing over money to others.
Chicago, Ill – (satireworld.com)
According to the online news source most favored by clueless douchebags, the Huffington-Post reports that Illinois Congressman Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill) accused Republicans on Thursday of spreading “outright lies and exaggerations” during the current border crisis, particularly statements that unaccompanied minors from Central America might be bringing Ebola into the U.S.
According to the online news source most favored by clueless douchebags, the Huffington-Post reports that Illinois Congressman Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill) accused Republicans on Thursday of spreading “outright lies and exaggerations” during the current border crisis, particularly statements that unaccompanied minors from Central America might be bringing Ebola into the U.S.
"You know me I'm all for shirtless dancing, but completely naked? It's a step too far." Kent Rugby, Dancer
A man who used an assault rifle to save a Hawaiian neighborhood from a flow of hot lava is being hailed as a hero today.
Seven children in Rancho Bernardo, California were cited for violating drought related water restrictions after neighbors reported their water balloon fight to police Saturday.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - He holds the distinction of being the most prolific Philippine Senator, having proposed the most bills that have become law. But it’s really more of a numbers’ game as opposed to the actual content or significance of his bills. His name is Antonio Trillanes, a former navy officer…
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).”
Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).”
19th February 2019: President Donald Trump was applauded today by thousands of his supporters for shooting dead a member of the fake media.
Washington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - One can be carnivorous, vegetarian, vegan or Pescatarian. But the United States Depatment of Agriculture (USDA) has just released updated nutritional guidelies on what constitutes diets of Americans. The new guidelines classify people who eat beef or chicken as vegetarians. In explaining the new guidelines, a spokesperson for…
Falling off the back of a truck, this X-ray clearly shows the vacuum inside Steve Miller's head. As Donald says, "Sad."
MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Forget about Tim Kaine, Elizabeth Warren or Julian Castro. None of them will be Hillary Clinton's pick for her vice presidential running mate. The Clinton campaign has set the stage for the much-awaited announcement and the choice of venue provides the best clue thus far on who Clinton…
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Florida Man Tells Police His Dog Shot His Girlfriend
Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com)
Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch the focus away from Crooked Hillary.
Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch the focus away from Crooked Hillary.
48 year-old Rick Motter of Sarasota, Florida etched the letters 'JO' into the back of his hand with a ballpoint pen this morning, a quick reminder to his future self to masturbate later in the day.
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