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Considering Donald Trump’s pathetic “All talk, no action” tweets about civil rights hero Rep. John Lewis — who was severely beaten by police in Selma, Alabama, in 1965 while protesting for the right to vote — what would Trump have tweeted about the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King?
Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) –
A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.
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1. In 2002, Honda was ordered to recall over 150,000 cars after customers complained that they had completely left the bottom of the ashtrays out and that several smokers had set their pants on fire. There was a huge lawsuit and the case was taken to the Supreme Court where Spokesperson, Judge Ginsburg stated that they had sided with Honda. “After all, the fact that their pants were on fire proves that the customers were lying.”
Just to make sure they avoid being put on the proposed Muslim registry the most die-hard Trump supporters are tweeting him their full social security numbers...

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate future.
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“I know this is important, because Brexit is the most important meal of the day,” said Brittany Jessup, a junior in public policy at NYU, making a cute frown that caused a little vertical line between her impeccably groomed eyebrows. “And I like English Brexit, because they always have a lot of bacon and stuff. But Brunch is better, because of the mimosas.”
The petition has already been signed by over 200,000 England fans who are worried about what will become of England and the Euro 2016 competition without them in it.
Fort Knox, Kentucky

Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.
"It’s like Trump’s executive orders are alt-right fanfiction, written by a middle-schooler who failed US History."
Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania--After working with Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Tim Tebow for more than a year, quarterback coach Tom House believes he has finally identified the reason the Heisman Trophy-winning play caller has had such difficulty improving on his much-maligned throwing motion. "Timmy masturbates a lot," House says, "Profusely.  And with an amazing amount of vigor.  I…
Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in Cleveland OH (July 18-21, 2016) and the DNC national convention will be held in Philadelphia PA (July 25-28, 2016).
Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.
President Trump appointed a mentally disabled man to be the new Executive Director of the National Science Foundation today.
‘I’ve sent out so many CVs and been to dozens of interviews, but every single one of them has been utterly unimpressed by my ‘Good Behaviour’ award. Don’t they realise it means I can behave good? It’s like the certificate is meaningless,’ said Darren.
Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)
Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with an LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.
Notwithstanding President Donald Trump goading Muslim extremists to attack the U.S., the Islamic State group reassured the world that the terror organization still has its eyes set on destroying the entire human population, not just Americans.
By definition, effective satire challenges power structures, be they political, social or cultural, in a way that is generally offensive (by design) to the subject being satirized. It's no surprise then that satire as a genre tends to come under attack when faced with conflicts/stress points that test the limits of a society.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
After a string of recent scandal-ridden revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

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