Considering Donald Trump’s pathetic “All talk, no action” tweets about civil rights hero Rep. John Lewis — who was severely beaten by police in Selma, Alabama, in 1965 while protesting for the right to vote — what would Trump have tweeted about the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King?
Walter Bucket Presents True Facts
1. In 2002, Honda was ordered to recall over 150,000 cars after customers complained that they had completely left the bottom of the ashtrays out and that several smokers had set their pants on fire. There was a huge lawsuit and the case was taken to the Supreme Court where Spokesperson, Judge Ginsburg stated that they had sided with Honda. “After all, the fact that their pants were on fire proves that the customers were lying.”
1. In 2002, Honda was ordered to recall over 150,000 cars after customers complained that they had completely left the bottom of the ashtrays out and that several smokers had set their pants on fire. There was a huge lawsuit and the case was taken to the Supreme Court where Spokesperson, Judge Ginsburg stated that they had sided with Honda. “After all, the fact that their pants were on fire proves that the customers were lying.”
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate future.
“I know this is important, because Brexit is the most important meal of the day,” said Brittany Jessup, a junior in public policy at NYU, making a cute frown that caused a little vertical line between her impeccably groomed eyebrows. “And I like English Brexit, because they always have a lot of bacon and stuff. But Brunch is better, because of the mimosas.”
Fort Knox, Kentucky
Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.
Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.
"It’s like Trump’s executive orders are alt-right fanfiction, written by a middle-schooler who failed US History."
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania--After working with Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Tim Tebow for more than a year, quarterback coach Tom House believes he has finally identified the reason the Heisman Trophy-winning play caller has had such difficulty improving on his much-maligned throwing motion. "Timmy masturbates a lot," House says, "Profusely. And with an amazing amount of vigor. I…
Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in Cleveland OH (July 18-21, 2016) and the DNC national convention will be held in Philadelphia PA (July 25-28, 2016).
High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in Cleveland OH (July 18-21, 2016) and the DNC national convention will be held in Philadelphia PA (July 25-28, 2016).
Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.
President Trump appointed a mentally disabled man to be the new Executive Director of the National Science Foundation today.
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