A middle-class white couple have struck a blow against racism by proudly purchasing a spice rack, according to reports.

"Ew. I hate it when there's nose hair on my bells." Harry Zonderblurb, Pornographer

Pro LGBTQ newspaper column by Jeremy Clarkson prompts revelation that right-wing press using Artificial Intelligence to produce its bile-filled and reactionary columns and opinion pieces. Fears that AI has become self-aware and is 'woke', deliberately subverting Tory tabloids hate-filled messaging. Others claim AI hacked by 'Wokerati'.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - Hillary Clinton's performance at tonight's Democratic presidential debate in New Hamphire may have convinced Democratic voters that she would be the best party nominee for president of the United States, but her closing statement may have won for her the  votesd to win in the general election. Clinton ended…

A language expert working for the Nathaniel Dubbles Institute has confirmed to the Dandy Goat that Russian president Vladimir Putin is responsible for a spate of so-called “fake advice pieces” ostensibly written by syndicated columnist Jeanne Phillips.

"I will need much room for my many gorgeous shoes," promises hopeful first lady.

As the heat dome sitting over the American Southwest continues to broil the region, rising humidity levels throughout Texas has introduced another issue for its suffering residents: the Lone Star State smells like balls.

Parents will sleep more soundly knowing their babies can now sleep with a gun, even if it’s loaded- with animal fluff!.

The players will be stripped, shaved and locked in medieval stocks then towed through London on the back of an open trailer.

What is the truth behind Tory MP's desperate late night call to local party treasurer pleading for money? Was he being held against his will in a sex dungeon over an unpaid bill for whippings? Or was he held for ransom by irate rent-boys furious at his encroachment onto their territory? Or was it all an elaborate scheme to embezzle party funds?

Jefferson, who has interest from all major Division 1 schools, was surprised by coach Pat Narduzzi who just showed up to his house uninvited.

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With 15% of the American people on food stamps and unemployment increasing as thousands of business lay off workers due to healthcare cost fears, President Obama took some time off from golf to pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving.

TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas, and the shopping for gifts and Christmas tree stockings are in full swing. Scented candles are among the more popular items during the holidays and two new products have been introduced to the market.  One bears the scent of Canadian Prime…

Nick Portier talks with Jeremy and Sunny about his gender identity and how people handle discussing such issues. Plus, he and Sunny explain why they stopped seeing some women.

A cell phone video of a fatal shooting in which a veteran San Diego police officer shot and killed an unarmed man confirms the officer's earlier claims that the victim was calling him names.

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Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. Since laughter is the best medicine and helps to strengthen the immune systems, some hyenas live to be over three thousand years old, often scaring the crap out of archaeologist as one runs out of an Egyptian pyramid.

At a press conference Monday, Trump gave some insight into his thinking process in inviting Carson into the role of HUD secretary.

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The Department of Justice (DOJ) headed by Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch gave North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory a short time to scrap this state’s new “bathroom bill” (gender matches your plumbing). Instead, he’s filing a lawsuit against the federal government. Then President Obama weighed in with his non-binding, federal funding, blackmail “Bathroom Decree” to all the nations public schools!

Fears were growing last night that Theresa May's government are going to insist on Black Pudding on the menu in the negotiations for a Full English Breakfast Brexit, according to a written sheet seen by telephoto lenses of a person walking into Number 10.

Feeling lucky? Las Vegas oddsmakers are offering the chance to wager on the proposition someone will die as a direct result of something Donald Trump shared on Twitter.