INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A stunning photograph of the Hawaiian island of Oahu taken from aboard the International Space Station (ISS) is going viral.  It was taken by British astronaut Timothy Peake, an ISS crew member. But the reason it has gone viral has nothing to do with the beauty of the…

As social media platforms continue to transform the landscape of modern marketing, more people interested in not doing anything meaningful with their lives are having success as online influencers. But why not you? Some possible reasons:

PORTLAND, OR — In yet another sign of just how very close Trump's America is to descending into an oppressive Christian theocracy, video has surfaced from Wednesday afternoon of Portland Police attempting to literally wrestle a woman from the driver's seat of her vehicle.

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)

Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Talk Show host Ellen DeGeneres' clothing line, GapKids X ED, is all about encouraging children to embrace what makes them unique. But it's that "empowerment" aspect of the brand's campaigns that left many confused by the most recent photos posted to GapKids' Twitter account on Saturday. One…

A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities.

The men who carried out Friday’s attacks in Paris are seated at a table in a noisy, crowded cafe where they will spend the rest of eternity failing to get the Parisian server’s attention.

The NRA has decided to focus on health and fitness this week when a study showed that 75% of men who carry guns regularly are not physically fit enough to be of any use during an active shooter situation.

WV Republicans have once again embarrassed themselves on a national level after fuming publicly about the government regulations set in place to keep children from working in coal mines...

David Cameron denied owning a panama hat today, just days after returning from holiday.

Worse than having a micropecker, dropping your wad immediately after penetration—or, god forbid, during foreplay or dinner—will earn you the undying scorn of fair and foul maiden alike.

"It's a super triple double king bonus plus plus size doggy-bed. That dog will feel like a doggy billionaire." Fred Flunkee, Salesman, Beds Inc

Desperate to be touched like a woman, Karen Pence made the bold move to draw attention to her needs.

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)

The Manila City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants…We’re 100% Gay Now! The anticipated goal of a fully gay Asian city was reached January of 2016.

ALBANY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the New York State Board of Elections confirmed reports the name of Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont had disappeared from the state's Democratic primary ballot. The rival presidential campaign of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton assured New York Democrats and Sanders supporters it was working closely with the elections board to fix the situation in time for the state's April 19th primary election.

The Romans had an expression for it . . . "it" being a foul, snot-flinging, food-showing, ass-kicking mood that envelops a person for no reason. The expression was In lectulo surgens sinistram: He got up on the wrong side of the bed. (When Roman women were in a foul mood, it was assumed they were in rag, an expression that doesn't need translating.)

Romper!, a western grey kangaroo, was elected Prime Minister of Australia last night in the latest of a series of stunning right-wing political upsets to rock the Western World.

“Let’s face it: Angie and I have so much in common.”

"If I did that my bedtime coco would go everywhere. I suppose I could put it down but there doesn't seem to be a cabinet or anything and I don't like putting it on the floor because I'd then kick it over in the night. Hmmm." Jessie Krufts, Coco Supperer

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - In a rare show of unity and non-partisanship, Philippine Senators unanimously approved a resolution demanding that the U.S. government immediately release all prisoners from Guantanamo Bay. As of latest available information resulting from a Google search, about 40 detainees remain at the U.S.-leased detention center in Cuba.  Many of…