Another baseball fan was injured by a ball batted into the stands yesterday, causing some to call 'foul!' on the Hispanic players they suspect might be intentionally targeting white spectators.

ST. LAWRENCE ISLAND, Alaska--David Carnak, a Yupik tribesman who has lived his entire life in this Arctic village, reported today that while he is concerned by the potential long-term environmental harm posed by global warming, he is actually pretty grateful to see fewer and fewer polar bears these days. "The oil companies will face their…

A new report released by the Television Scientists of America shows the negative impact of reading on the fragile human brain and how it decreases its capacity to fully appreciate a wonder of the modern world: television.

Local carpenter and union member Claude Livingston said that he’s extremely upset that this game could still be played in a capitalist society.

The austerity plan is due to be kicked up several notches when Osborne officially announces the next budget. All tax will be completely abolished in return for nobody receiving anything from the government.

Can the Campaign for Real Ale tell the difference between effluent and craft beer? While real ale buffs enthuse over new brew, micro brewery owner accused of brewing unreal ales from raw sewage as part of revenge plot for loss of local pub.

This is my best attempt at offering the information no adult wanted to tell me about — but that would have been terribly useful in — the next decade of life.

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The sexual misconduct charges are flying faster than ever before as the election season becomes less than ten weeks from from the big day. This week it’s Hillary Clinton caught up in the sexual perversion dragnet by a revelation from her First Lady past where she reportedly sexually harassed FOX News head Roger Ailes during a summer weekend in the Hamptons.

Virgo (8/23 - 9/22): Your sun is in Leo, which could portend trouble because it's supposed to be in Albuquerque. Leo's son, meanwhile, has just confessed his love for his stepmother, who is being blackmailed by a mysterious, talkative gentleman named Jack Herer ...

Lucifer, also known as the devil, claims he “had no idea what [he] was getting into” when he signed a standard soul-for-political-relevance contract with Katrina Pierson.

As social media platforms continue to transform the landscape of modern marketing, more people interested in not doing anything meaningful with their lives are having success as online influencers. But why not you? Some possible reasons:

The Red Shtick’s resident data nerd, Jared Kendall, has compiled some interesting statistics about Louisiana Gov. and Republican candidate for president Bobby Jindal.

All of the members of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet have had their gag reflexes surgically excised to help orally provide uninterrupted pleasure to their boss.

With Jeremy Corbyn odds on favourite to comfortably beat Owen Smith in the Labour leadership election, Corbyn will be free to mould the Labour Party in his image.

The Queen who, according to The Sun, backs the UK leaving the EU perhaps pushed her luck too far when arguing against the surprisingly pro-EU Jeremy Clarkson.

A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities.

Area anti-socialite, Phil Koff, was wandering down the aisle of his local grocery store–minding his own quiet business–when he spotted a first-time acquaintance, Cher Tumuch, approaching ominously from the other direction.

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Key Hole Entertainment, a California adult film company, is allegedly offering ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’s’ Momma June Shannon a contract to perform sex on camera.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing U.S. president Barack Obama will attempt to bring the nation together with a unifying messag…

Worse than having a micropecker, dropping your wad immediately after penetration—or, god forbid, during foreplay or dinner—will earn you the undying scorn of fair and foul maiden alike.