Butt Bandit, former employee of the Canadian Mint steals 22 chunks of gold about the size of a golf ball hidden in his butt.
Transylvania ROU – (SatireWorld.com)
The almost perfectly intact body of Count Dracula III was found in a lead lined coffin at the back of a cave located near a small Romanian village.
Two teenagers said they were in the cave exploring when they noticed the coffin, which was taken to the local mortuary and opened. The coroner found only a single mark on a body dressed in dark clothes and wearing a long cape. It was a puncture wound above the heart. Blood was then drawn for a DNA sample.
The almost perfectly intact body of Count Dracula III was found in a lead lined coffin at the back of a cave located near a small Romanian village.
Two teenagers said they were in the cave exploring when they noticed the coffin, which was taken to the local mortuary and opened. The coroner found only a single mark on a body dressed in dark clothes and wearing a long cape. It was a puncture wound above the heart. Blood was then drawn for a DNA sample.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - It's that time of the year again when the Philippines chooses its representatives to various international beauty pageants. As one can imagine, there is so much excitement following recent victories by Filipinas in bringing home prestigious titles like Miss Universe, Miss World and Miss International, among many others.…
LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - The U.K.-based pharmaceutical giant, GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) -- the world's fifth largest -- announced today that it has developed the most powerful weight loss pill ever. GSK expects to start marketing the new drug in the next few weeks, starting in Europe. The new drug, called Brexit, is…
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - There were unfounded fears that President Rod Duterte would embarrass the Philippines during his inaugural address last June 30. But nothing like that ever happened, thanks to the new teleprompters purchased by the presidential palace specifically for use by the president. Duterte, oftentimes described by the media…
Following her dad's behavior, Ivanka says one thing and does another.
Firearms manufacturer Glock issued a massive recall today after a man trying to commit suicide with his 9mm handgun survived.
Cirque d'Estre, France – (SatireWorld.com)
On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave attracted his attention on a previous trip, and he now wanted to satisfy his curiosity once and for all.
On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave attracted his attention on a previous trip, and he now wanted to satisfy his curiosity once and for all.
Hopes that the Eurovision Song Contest will have a three hour silence in place of it's entire show as a sign of respect for one of Britain's greatest broadcasters was growing today only hours after the announcement of the death of Sir Terry Wogan.
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