Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that her penis...

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (The Adobo Chronicles) - Newsroom layoffs have finally caught up with the Philadelphia Daily News, particularly the lack of headline writers and copy editors.  Case in point: today's front page. The Daily News ran a front page cover with a photo of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and his latest pronouncement calling for the banning of…

"Show him how to do a single summersault next." Jimmy Popper, Circus Trainer

Washington – Daniela Vrooman, 4, took an unexpected trip to the White House this past Wednesday with her family.  President Obama and his staff invited Daniela as a good will gesture.  Doctors diagnosed the young child as a mute and have suggested with some certainty that she will never be able to speak again.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - There was confusion at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas on Sunday, when the candidates for the Miss Universe Pageant were introduced to the media for the first time. When Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach was called, reporters thought they would be meeting Miss Germany.  Wurtzbach is Miss Philippines who…

The June 12th decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorized the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas announced his plan to turn the United States into a merciless Christian theocracy. Cruz called his new platform "Make America a Christian Iran," but informed Americans the Christian dictatorship he imagined for America could also be compared to the brutal Islamic regime in Saudi Arabia.

A Baton Rouge man with anti-Islam sentiments and a Muslim player on his fantasy football team said he wants to see America rid of all Muslims after the conclusion of the current NFL regular season.

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Standing on a city street corner waiting for a bus can be more risky than you think, especially if you and your child are dressed in a black burka in an attempt to practice your Islamic customs and beliefs.

U.S. Army and Marine units have been using their drones in airborne cock fights, to settle rivalries and bets. And no one is complaining.

Plains, GA—Former President Jimmy Carter was recently diagnosed with a malignant melanoma. Many on the right have therefore concluded he was a goner and called him such names as, “The Neville Chamberlain of Malignancy” and “Weak on Cancer.” The 91-year old has proved them all wrong again as his last test indicates he is now totally free…

A man in central London in the midst of carrying out a murderous attack on a number of Syrians was heckled by a passer-by, who accused him of not being the socialist he claimed to be.

We here at Conspiracy Theories bring you the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon innocents.

I do remember going down for the Bayou Classic. I do remember going there with a woman who is not my wife. Apparently, I did not remember I am married.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) -  A new CNN/ORC Republican presidential poll now finds Donald Trump with 36 percent of the vote, more than two times that of closest challenger Ted Cruz, who now stands at 16 percent. Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson and Florida Senator Marco Rubio are the only other GOP candidates currently polling in…

Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

While the media focus on atrocities committed by ISIS, few people are asking this question: what do ISIS fighters really want? Dandy Goat correspondent Abu Batsheet Quazi spent a few days in the Islamic State to find out.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - When the next Republican presidential debate unforlds in Las Vegas, Nevada on December 15, Senator Lindsey Graham will not be among the top tier debaters, nor be included in the kids' table or second tier debate. But on December 19, when the remaining Democratic presidential candidates debate on stage…

Fairfax, VA – Unsubstantiated reports indicate that there has been more gun play than ever at local NRA gatherings.  Rumors have surfaced that members are bringing more and more of their guns to meetings.  There is believed to be some dissension amongst members that believe they are being infiltrated by ‘do-gooders’ and ‘hippie loving peace types.’