President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where he plans to reside with his family in about nine to ten months.
According to one commuter: “It’s almost as if he was aware of his surroundings and knew that he could spare the space, even though he has testicles.”
President elect Donald Trump compromised national security today as he leaked the nuclear launch codes via twitter.
Coming just days after the rogue nation announced that it would participate in this year's Winter Olympic Games, the bobsled, reportedly capable of reaching a velocity of 1,300 MPH in under two seconds, would likely be hard to beat.
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
Me and my buddy Ralph heard that they were going to have discount boob jobs at Walmart. We want to sign Ralphs sister up for the service because she is the carpenter’s dream (flat as a board) and a treasure hunter’s dream (a sunken chest) all rolled into one. Patricia is a nice girl and all, but she’s so boobless that she could wear her bra backwards and no one would notice.
Me and my buddy Ralph heard that they were going to have discount boob jobs at Walmart. We want to sign Ralphs sister up for the service because she is the carpenter’s dream (flat as a board) and a treasure hunter’s dream (a sunken chest) all rolled into one. Patricia is a nice girl and all, but she’s so boobless that she could wear her bra backwards and no one would notice.
Boston MA – (SatireWorld.com)
Federal, state and local law enforcement performed admirably in capturing the Boston Marathon bombers. Ordinary citizens, emergency responders and surgeons/doctors at Boston area hospitals also performed admirably to save the lives of innocent people in the aftermath of the tragic event.
Federal, state and local law enforcement performed admirably in capturing the Boston Marathon bombers. Ordinary citizens, emergency responders and surgeons/doctors at Boston area hospitals also performed admirably to save the lives of innocent people in the aftermath of the tragic event.
Just in time for a Trump presidency everyone’s favorite book is being revised in his image by everyone’s favorite rage-baiting fake news site!
‘You’re promised a three day weekend and then it’s over with in the blink of an eye. When I was a young lad a three day weekend would last forever. But now that we’re in the EU we’re getting short changed and they’re over with before they’ve even begun,’ said Cocker.
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
On May 9, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Sharpton and his businesses owed almost $1.5 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. Sharpton himself owed $931,000 in federal income tax and $366,000 to New York, and his for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owed another $176,000 to the state. That’s almost ten years ago and why isn’t this clown-in-a suit in jail?
On May 9, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Sharpton and his businesses owed almost $1.5 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. Sharpton himself owed $931,000 in federal income tax and $366,000 to New York, and his for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owed another $176,000 to the state. That’s almost ten years ago and why isn’t this clown-in-a suit in jail?
Man Kicked Out Of Darts Tournament For Looking Like Jesus
SatireWorld.com
Most mistakes out on the target range can get you reprimanded or worse, thrown off the range for safety violations. But one miss-word can be equally as bad, especially if said to other shooters who just might take it the wrong way. So, here’s SatireWorld’s top 20 of shooting range no-no’s.
Most mistakes out on the target range can get you reprimanded or worse, thrown off the range for safety violations. But one miss-word can be equally as bad, especially if said to other shooters who just might take it the wrong way. So, here’s SatireWorld’s top 20 of shooting range no-no’s.
Vardy lookalike Lee Chapman was in London visiting friends when a team official pulled up alongside him and invited him to visit Emirates Stadium. Thinking it was a joke, Chapman acquiesced to the offer.
Super Bowl humor
On Valentine’s Day the Bay Area Gender Benders will host the first annual JonBenét Ramsey Young Trannies Beauty Pageant. Open to innocent children between the ages of four and eight, the Young Trannies pageant will feature talent, fancy dress, and self-defense competitions.
Prentice has been off the booze for a full week but tonight she plans to enjoy the sweet of caress of the numbing properties of her one true love.
Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)
An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was not only a good idea, but a great idea that will be sure to catch on nationally.
An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was not only a good idea, but a great idea that will be sure to catch on nationally.
Right now, my inbox is just full of people making demands of me. What is it with the constant attempts to get you to give 'feedback' on everything you do online, every site you visit. When did the web become so needy?
Walt Disney World,Fl – (SatireWorld.com)
It what was intended as a short break to justify his fund raising trips to New York and Detroit for high rollers in the Hollywood Industry, President Obama got more than he bargained for after being called out by a pair of conjoined twins working for minimum wage at the world famous theme park.
It what was intended as a short break to justify his fund raising trips to New York and Detroit for high rollers in the Hollywood Industry, President Obama got more than he bargained for after being called out by a pair of conjoined twins working for minimum wage at the world famous theme park.
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Sagittarius Deal Or No Deal Sponsored Horoscope 2013
Sugar Free Mystical Horoscope Of The Year 2014
Society Of Anti Horoscopes League Of Cruelty 2014 'Horoscope Of The Year'
Sagittarius Deal Or No Deal Sponsored Horoscope 2013
Sugar Free Mystical Horoscope Of The Year 2014
"With each successive bloodbath unleashed upon innocent Americans, I've continued in my callous refusal to do one single thing that could make a difference and save American lives."
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