President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the battered Dakotas region. Hurrying into the White House, wearing a defiant yellow slicker on his return from a golf outing yesterday afternoon . . .

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - The database of one of the major credit reporting agencies has been hacked, exposing personal information of about 143 million people in the U.S., UK and Canada. The agency, Equifax, announced that hackers were able to acquire names, social security numbers, birth dates, home addresses and…

LAS VEGAS,  Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - The non-profit Commission on Presidential Debates just announced a new format for the third and final debate between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump. The commission has finally acknowledged that time limits given to candidates to answer questions or rebutt answers of their opponents has…

Dr. Eagle continued, "I cannot stress how dangerous Ted Cruz would be as president. Ted's life is a long story of antisocial and predatory behavior. Cruz completely lacks remorse and empathy, cannot create emotional attachments, and will try to destroy anyone not fooled by his naked manipulation."

Billed as a gesture of Donald Trump's appreciation to those who have supported him over the past 5 years, spokesman Dennis Diallo stated that the future The Homes at MAGAville in Winter Springs, Florida will boast the same luxury and style that developments bearing the President's name are known for, but at prices his middle-class base can afford.

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
Women who received twitters, e-mails, and other forms of transmitted photographs from Congressman Anthony Weiner have stated unanimously that they all thought his nose was his most prominent feature. In fact, a House subcommittee is now looking into the possibility that sending pictures of his nose was really the pornography in this case.

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San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com)
A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police said after the two women complained to authorities.

Britons vent anger at government's incompetent handling of pandemic by garroting, burning and hacking to death ministers in violent online game. Virtual mobs seek head of Boris Johnson in order to secure victory. Has game inspired real life vigilantes to chase Covid-deniers and lockdown sceptics up trees?

Huge islands of bottles and bags in the ocean seems terrible for the environment...

Seaside Heights, New Jersey – (satireworld.com)

Alfonse Pepitone recalled the terrible summer weekend in 2009 when New Jersey EPA officials segregated the cast members of Jersey Shore, a reality TV show. Pepitone played 'Gonzo the Gorgeous Ginzo', a local pizzeria owner who delivered custom ‘tomato pies’for the show regulars. Pepitone recalls, that while in EPA custody, the cast members were forced to give investigators saliva and skin scrapings for DNA evidence to be used in a forensic investigation. The investigation was initiated when local residents alerted the state over a massive po

Heeding a warning to evacuate his West Bank neighborhood ahead of Israeli airstrike late Sunday night, Sadiq Aboushi was shocked at what he found upon his return Monday afternoon.
































































 
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El Paso, TX – (satireworld.com)
Planning on dining out tonight? You might want to pass on Chinese food at a popular El Paso eatery.
A west Texas restaurant has set the standard for disgusting dining on its latest health inspection, with a stomach-churning rating of just 19 out of a possible 100.

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - Filipinos, no more the little brown brothers of America. With no equal benefits. Speaking to the Filipino community in China’s capital on Wednesday, Duterte complained that Americans can enter the Philippines visa-free while Filipinos have a hard time securing a travel document to visit the US. Duterte said…

Despite objections from those who find it unseemly and hurtful, an unbending Republican state Rep. Mike Johnson is steadily trying to push his controversial legislative instrument into the state’s legal code.

Simultaneously excited and repulsed, many Americans are experiencing mixed feelings over a California court ruling siding with Britney Spears' conservatorship that will force her to perform at Super Bowl LVI.
































































 
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What the is wrong with people? Are they completely stupid? You’d think that, with Nazis on the rise again, emboldened by the election of crypto-fascists like Trump, any sane person would be behind anyone opposing fascists. But no, we're now being told that it is the anti-fascists who are somehow the bad guys!

The shit weasel made a nuisance of itself: running around the hospital and getting its deadly germs all over everything. Due to the risk it caused the patients, the hospital had to be shut down.

NEW JERSEY (The Barbed Wire) - Sympathetic to the plight of members of the LGBTQ community who might not feel they have all the necessary bathroom options, musicians are planning two events to bring awareness and raise money for the cause. Bruce Springsteen is the brain child behind the effort.

The third annual MegaCruise, a heavy metal-themed ocean cruise headlined by thrash-metal band Megadeth, registered its 30th death from COVID-19 yesterday.
































































 
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