Peoples Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
After a late-night phone call from President Trump,American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-Un.
According to sources, both are big fans of dancing, singing, and various types of popular music, and last week made several homemade dance-themed movies together at the Presidential Palace located in the ‘Hermit Kingdom’s’ capitol, Pyongyang.

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day.
In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her clothing in a statement calling for voters to ‘rock the vote’ and support Clinton’s presidential campaign.

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)

>Found in awkward position.
>Family upset-Rushing to scene.
>Police investigate workers.
>Manager detained.

Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

Commencing at 0900 hours per the President's own tweet, the assault against the gathering of local residents buying and selling fruits, vegetables and organic personal care products reportedly cleared the market in mere seconds, leaving it a shattered landscape of ruined tables, canopies and crushed melons as people ran for their lives from the blitz of armored tanks and infantry.

Once upon a Halloween, children would innocently pat flour on their cheeks, giving themselves a fun, vampire-like hue. Some youngsters would even spend their nickels and dimes on a jar of ghoulish green face paint -- the final touch in a spooky Frankenstein outfit.

Los Angeles, California – (SatireWorld.com)


Astrologers studying Monday’s upcoming solar eclipse are bullish about the impact on West Coast anal skin lightening facilities according to an authoritative op ed.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The New York Times has just obtained Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's 1995 records which suggest he could have paid zero federal income tax for 18 years. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him…

The Radio Television Digital News Association announced it is creating a new award category to recognize a pair of local broadcast journalists who were arrested in the line of duty within the past year.

Within recent memory alone our fascination with karma has produced a television series about karma, at least half a dozen songs with karma in the title (including the unforgettable "Karma Chameleon"), a Karma food-finder app, a Karma luxury electric car, and countless tip jars with "karma" signs nearby guilt-tripping everyone.

According to an eye witness who was tending his own plot, Tony Blair showed up, dropped his trousers and curled out a weapon of ass destruction while laughing maniacally. He then left without saying a word to anyone.

Hogan has used the money made from his successful lawsuit against Gawker to buy a majority holding in the wrestling company and plans to unveil himself as the new owner tonight during the biggest WWE show of the year.

Despite still being in the critical stages of his fight against a COVID-19 infection, President Trump summoned his cabinet and various other staff to his hospital room at Walter Reed Medical Center this morning for an emergency meeting, before forgetting what it was he wanted to discuss.

Residents in coastal areas of the southeastern U.S. who remain in the path of Hurricane Matthew are reportedly being struck by waves of dangerously large fonts, with some measuring as many as 236 points tall.

The Chicago Bears declared themselves the victors of their clash with the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football last night despite having scored six less points than their NFC North rivals.

Kim Jong Un's once-powerful dog Mr. Wiggles was shaved bald, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by the ravenous North Korean leader this week, a newspaper with ties to China's ruling Communist Party reported today.

Our top-rated Fantasy Foot Rub picks are in for this week. Find out who we picked and why.

The clown jumped Corbyn from behind, pushed him down and hit him several times with a baseball bat before running off laughing.

A "Smart Gun" capable of identifying whether a person poses a true threat to its carrier could drastically reduce the number of accidental gun-related deaths in the US and around the world, its manufacturer Houser Firearms says.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Feeling more and more dejected and frustrated with his losing legal battles to invalidate the results of the 2020 U.S. Presidential elections, Donald Trump today issued an Executive Order that rescinds his appointment of three Supreme Court justices — Neil McGill Gorsuch, Brett Michal Kavanaugh and Amy…

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com)
In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that received millions in taxpayer monies, almost all have failed and neglected to pay back the Federal loans.