New Uber-like app Stiff Shifters offering to provide customers with hearse within fifteen minutes for cut price funeral services under fire from users. Mourners claim 'hearses' have included ice cream vans and complain of coffins carried on roof racks.

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The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics and cast a dark shadow over the career of many top FBI officials.

The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about the same. The average Phish tune, in concert, added nearly two minutes around its middle, and personal pizzas got 25 percent larger. Go big or go home: The 11th Commandment writ large.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - Manila is all set for this week's Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Summit which will see some 21 world leaders gathering for this annual meeting. The Philippines is leaving no stone unturned to make sure the meeting will be memorable and hassle-free for the expected  8,000 delegates from all over…

The dog, whom belonged to Heseltine’s mother and must remain anonymous for legal reasons, is believed to have bitten the Lord after going ‘bad’ for no reason, as well looked after dogs often do.

Left-leaning fashionistas are going crazy for the hottest new accessory, a free undergarment called the Bernie Bra.

Did the Queen jump out of her coffin at lying in state as practical joke before expiring again? Did those viewing coffin experience healing miracles? Top psychologist claims UK spent period of Royal mourning in state of hysteria, hallucinating late monarch as saint-like figure, as a 'Royal Death Cult' gripped nation.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - In less than 24 hours after revealing its choice for 2015 'Sexiest Man Alive,'  People magazine revised its verdict and made it a three-way tie. Earlier, People named former soccer star David Becham to this year's much-coveted title.  But as the magazine cover featuring the 40-year-old global superstar was about…

In a startling revelation today, a congressional investigation was launched to examine whether a KGB officer played right field for the Dodgers in the NLCS.

The Union of Elves has been fighting for years to improve working conditions and for stable contracts with a fixed amount of guaranteed hours. Father Christmas has refused to budge on the issue though and now a strike has been called which could very well mean that Christmas will be cancelled this year.

Two weeks after protesting the downing of a high-altitude surveillance balloon from US airspace, Beijing is fuming once more over the 'wrongful termination' of a Chinese spy from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

Hillary Clinton blames cursed pantsuits for her loss to Donald Trump.

The Centers for Disease Control is warning students at Morgan Peppercock High School not to have sex with Laura Mishler, a recently transferred junior from Landry School District in Harrington.

Corroborating the recently expressed beliefs of many within his own party that he can't win a general election, several new polls have Donald Trump losing against an array of candidates, creatures and inanimate objects.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Senate Democrats,  in an effort to head off legislation that would overhaul a program to take in Syrian and Iraqi refugees, are focusing instead on tightening a program that makes it easier for foreigners to travel to the U.S. without obtaining a visa. And Republicans are vehemently against the move. The visa…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - He was called the Donald Trump of the Philippines.  He was called the Rodrigo Duterte of America.  Whichever it is, it doesn't matter now.  Both are elected presidents of their respective countries. Both men are considered "foul-mouthed," have been accused of misogyny, have uttered controversial statements,…

Is a dating app for S and M enthusiasts being used to lure Tory MPs into 'honey trap' for purposes of blackmail? Backbench Tories apparently being enticed into 'torture dungeons' with anonymous photos of genitalia, then photographed while being bound and beaten. Security Services baffled as to who is behind plot.

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The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending mid-term elections.

LEICESTER, ENGLAND — In the wake of its improbable Premier League title, the Leicester City Football Club has expressed …

Having just returned from a grueling 13-day, 5 nation tour of Asia, President Trump may be disappointed to learn that he could be asked to spend a lot more time abroad after an analysis revealed that his trip made the region significantly dumber.