Diverging somewhat from the non-partisian Congressional Budget Office's analysis of the bill, which projected it would balloon the nation's deficit by $1.4 trillion within the first 10 years of its implementation while having an unknown effect on job growth, the WHBO's assessment was considerably more favorable of the legislation.

Yesterday, the Prime Minister claimed she was spending a lot of time talking and listening to God, and that He would guide her through Brexit. Today God went on the record to categorically deny those claims.

Wall Street, NY - (satireworld.com)

The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company of Davenport, IA filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent on branding and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

Jefferson, who has interest from all major Division 1 schools, was surprised by coach Pat Narduzzi who just showed up to his house uninvited.

‘We were all stood there waiting for it. Even the Chinese have grown used to it and were expecting it. But it never came. Prince Philip just stood there smiling and nodding,’ said one anonymous Royal aid.

Fairfax, VA – Unsubstantiated reports indicate that there has been more gun play than ever at local NRA gatherings.  Rumors have surfaced that members are bringing more and more of their guns to meetings.  There is believed to be some dissension amongst members that believe they are being infiltrated by ‘do-gooders’ and ‘hippie loving peace types.’  

The two sides will take the field and engage each other in a horrific scene of carnage to settle once and for all which of them is keeper of the ultimate truth.

TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas, and the shopping for gifts and Christmas tree stockings are in full swing. Scented candles are among the more popular items during the holidays and two new products have been introduced to the market.  One bears the scent of Canadian Prime…

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts
1. Although General Patton’s last words were reportedly, “This is a hell of a way to die”, a family member close to the bed asked “What do you see, General?” as he passed away, he whispered “Assholes & Elbows… Assholes & Elbows!”

BETHESDA, Maryland (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - It was in March of 2014 when we first reported that the American Psychiatric Association (APA) officially classified the taking of selfies as a mental disorder. The disease was given the namer 'selfitis.'  It was reaching an epidemic proportion. Other than self-control methods and cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT),…

St. Louis, MO – (SatireWorld.com)

The Anheuser-Busch corporation notified stockholders that a recent analysis of some Budweiser products showed a high percentage of horse meat in the company’s mascot and world-famous team of Clydesdales.

'‘The train ran over my legs and it was bloody agony but at least I didn’t have to talk to anyone. It was really irresponsible of him to try and engage me in conversation.'

Detroit MI- (satireworld.com)
Democratic National Cars (DNC) announced their new line-up of blue automobiles for 2018, commencing with the re-engineered 2018 Pelosi to be manufactured in the USA.

SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) - Gone are the glory days of Mocha Uson, Thinking Pinoy and other major major bloggers. Their millions of followers will now be reduced to a maximum of 500 followers. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg told The Adobo Chronicles that beginning January 1, 2018, the social media giant will impose…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Many have wondered why Kanye West was seen at the Trump Tower in New York, striking a posenwith the president-elect and daughter Ivanka. Well, wonder no more. Reliable sources told The Adobo Chronicles that Donal Trump is set to appoint West to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). The…

If a New Orleans area legislator has her way, lard asses in the Louisiana Legislature would be prohibited from receiving lap dances within the state.

In a story that is almost too sad to publish, a shopping mall Santa Claus from Tennessee was able to hold a teenage girl on his lap for a few minutes before she died of shame.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Kathleen Willey, one of the women who famously accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault, used a radio interview on Sunday to call on other female victims of Bill Clinton to contact her and consider going public.

President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where he plans to reside with his family in about nine to ten months.