State Senator Bob Tipton has vowed to end the drug crisis in his area the only way he knows how- by doing all the drugs himself.

‘I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. The “dodgy” I understand but “Dave”? I’m not a fucking commoner. I’ll see him roasted on the fires of hell for that insult,’ Cameron is reported to have said to his staff.

Is Boris Johnson the reincarnation of neolithic sex beast? Incredible claims that Prime Minister's alleged groping of women is result of this bestial past life involuntarily reasserting itself. Claims that other right wing leaders also apes in past lives.

There's a hidden message in President Donald Trump's tweets, and if action isn't taken soon, his life might be in danger, according to several code and cipher experts.

SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - As a public service, we are publishing the lyrics to the new hit song by Julie Andrews, a remake of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,' orginally from "Mary Poppins." It's a sing-along version:

Is J.K. Rowling really a TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist), a reptile who rejects the notion that trans women are women? The short answer is, "Who the fuck cares?" The long answer, ditto; but a lot of people in the Twitterverse do care.

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles) - Last year, Miley Cyrus sparked outrage with her Bangerz tour when she groped backup dancers and encouraged the audience to smoke marijuana. But on Thursday night, the former Disney star upped her on-stage antics, kicking off her Dead Petz club gigs in Chicago with a big bang. In one number, Cyrus…

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According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

Comedians Evan Rabalais and Mike Honore join Jeremy to discuss life-altering events in comics’ lives, George Lucas’ blatant hatred for Jake Lloyd, and the selfie generation.

In order to promote a more inclusive linguistic union, the Pug Bus vows to use "gay," "gaily," and many clever derivations thereof to flog shamelessly our Gay OG campaign.

The Family Dinner’s Robert Rau drops by El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant and joins Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White to chat a little politics, a little sports, and a little Star Wars fan theory.

Doctors caring for Steve Scalise announced that the Louisiana congressman is regaining his disdain for destitute and disenfranchised people quicker than any of them anticipated.

Robert Rau joins Jeremy and Sunny to examine the recent "fishy" events at the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

A local group of musicians gathered in their garage to form a new Rush tribute band decided to hang it up on Saturday after realizing there was absolutely no way they would ever be able to play their music.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - You knew someone was asking questions. You heard her voice and heard her name mentioned by both VP candidates.  But if you tuned in right after last night's  vice presidential debate started (introductions not included), you were probably thinking the questions were coming from a television…

It all started in a little cafe in east London where owner Arthur Moonbeam (real name John Billington) decided to quite literally sell his own produce to customers. Arthur puts a little of himself in every milk order.

Man threatens to sue NHS for reviving him from clinical death. Claims medics' actions wrenched him unwillingly from heavenly paradise. Controversially claims hereafter is eternal pub presided over by Christ the Geezer.

The obesity crisis took another fat legged step downwards last night after it was revealed that publishers of all men's health magazines have run out of new fit looking men to put on the front cover and are starting to put the same men on the front again.

‘There’s a lot of pressure on us in this draft now,’ said Browns GM Sashi Brown. ‘It’s going to be difficult to miss on every selection but I’m sure we’ll find a way.’

Members of right-wing movements opposed to government-imposed Coronavirus restrictions staged raids of intensive care units in multiple states yesterday, "liberating" patients receiving care for COVID-19 infections.