South Dakota – (satireworld.com)
Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts.

December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.

Ramallah, West Bank – (SatireWorld.com)
The remains of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat will be exhumed Tuesday as part of a renewed investigation into his death, a source close to the investigation said on Saturday. The same source also said Arafat’s Rolex wrist watch will have a new battery installed at the same time.

It's hard work learning a trade. Here's a behind-the-scenes look at washing machine mechanics.

The study, which evaluates students' performance in an array of verbal abuse competencies including vocabulary, creative integration, indecency and volume, reinstated American children as the global leader in profanity one year after being knocked out of the top spot by Germany.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given conditional approval to a newly developed medication called “SHUTHOLE” to help politicians cure their Foot in Mouth Disease, Diarrhea of the Mouth, Fake News Generation and Habitual Lying. The FDA also has called for follow up field testing using control groups of Democratic politicians, as one of the side effects of the drug is acute constipation.

Outspoken Ruby42 joins Jeremy and Sunny to discuss the pro and cons of various superpowers, her Cajun-zombie apocalypse experience, and well-endowed female runners.

Downton Abbey, England – (satireworld.com)
A real-life royal birth is coming to the Crawley residence! Satireworld confirms that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, will visit the set of Downton Abbey on the day she’s supposed to deliver her royal baby.

Jesus issued a decree denouncing fantasy football today, effectively eliminating the hobby as a source of entertainment for devout Christians.

Naked Burglar, Martin Henderson, 48 of Largo, Florida breaks into neighbors trailer looking for sesame seeds.

he United Nations – (satireworld.com)
The world’s murder statistics are very scary and the highest percentages are in countries most Americans visit regularly. The latest information from the World Health Organization give the murder statistics for the entire world for the past year.

NEW YORK, NY - The notorious gang giant MS-13 experienced its worst stock drop in nearly 2 years. Experts speculate that investors are selling shares in the gang due the latest jobs report as well as recent rhetoric from Donald Trump's state of the union speech.

An obvious disconnect. There is little compensation for bad judgment.
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The retail and tech giant Amazon is seeking to disrupt healthcare in America by offering its own competitive healthcare options. Amazon is teaming up with Berkshire Hathaway and JP Morgan to take a giant slice out of the multi trillion dollar industry. The news immediately caused healthcare stocks to fall.

Yes, Beer Yoga Really is a thing, and I'm all in.

As voting progressed, thousands of Leave voters took to social media to advise fellow Leavers to use a pen when they voted so that their ballot couldn’t be tampered with. The movement quickly drew derision from Remainers.

With yet another US mass shooting happening at yet another school this past Wednesday, gun critics and anti-gun fanatics have come crawling out of the woodworks to rehash their tired, illogical arguments against the 2nd amendment–our God-given right to bear any and all AR-15 or 57, M16, AK 9, 12, 74, 101, 102, or 103, Barrett, Berretta, Ruger, M1 or M110, Sig, Browning, or Colt ad infinitum we can get our hands on.

Cartoonist’s comment: Our 33rd president, Harry Truman, kept a sign on his desk: The BUCK STOPS here. President Truman was a man of integrity, balance and honest statesmanship. He stands in stark contrast to Stevie Bannon, Donald’s chief mudslinger and prejudiced jingoist.       (https://www.trumanlibrary.org/hst-bio.htm) Donald makes White House appointments. Choices reflect his standards, which…

Jimmy Pollsters, of Pollsters, Pollsters And Pollsters (Great Britain), who predicted a comfortable win for pollsters in the latest referendum, was unavailable for comment last night 'whilst his latest cheque was being cleared', his assistant told this newspaper.

A new porn domain was discovered in the worldwide web by entrepreneurial explorers yesterday - a rare find in a realm where such names were thought to have long been extinct.

Republican senator Dalton Holms has long defended his stance that homosexuality is a choice but now...