"All we're asking for is that Americans work off their debts through labor given to a creditor for a set amount of time as dictated by a legally binding contract, which can be bought and sold at will by creditors," explained an anonymous source at JPMorgan Chase.

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A new horror film “The Malignant Seven” opened at The Lockheed Martin IMAX Theater located at the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC, for Halloween night only. The theater’s six-story screen is bigger than any other in the city. If you’ve ever wanted to be immersed in an R-Rated, 60 feet high slimy political horror film, The Malignant Seven produced by Harvey Weinstein and directed by Michael Moore fulfilled your every wish!

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Sources deep with-in the Obama Administration are claiming the President wants stricter controls over purported ‘fake news’ outlets that could have tilted voter’s ballot choices during the 2016 national elections.

Cyber Friday led on to Cyber Saturday this weekend in one of the cyberiest lead ups to Christmas since the dawn of time, according to a cosmologist.

Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost certainly revert to monochrome, or black-and-white, within the next five to ten years.

A middle-class white couple have struck a blow against racism by proudly purchasing a spice rack, according to reports.

Are standards of British sex offending in decline? Is current political sex scandal too little, too late? Expert demands that MPs must step up sexual harassment to set example if US lead in sexual offences to be cut.

A language expert working for the Nathaniel Dubbles Institute has confirmed to the Dandy Goat that Russian president Vladimir Putin is responsible for a spate of so-called “fake advice pieces” ostensibly written by syndicated columnist Jeanne Phillips.

VENTURA, CA - Daniel Fuller’s body was supposed to go to Thousand Oaks Cemetery, but a mix up sent his body to Ventura Gardens Cemetery where a funeral was scheduled for a Mr. Damien Fowler.

Daniel Fuller (dead), “At first I thought it was a prank, but then I realized somebody just totally fucked up.”

Parents will sleep more soundly knowing their babies can now sleep with a gun, even if it’s loaded- with animal fluff!.

Trump continued, "I won't have a war veteran and huge hero tarnished just because he wants to support me, or because he is dead, or because he was maybe - maybe - a Nazi."

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Several clones of Michael Jackson, made a few years before his death, have been discovered in a Catholic Monastery in the New Mexico mountainous desert. The young boys, all aged between three and six years old, are being raised happily by the priests.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - In recent weeks, 'fake' news on social media has come under heavy attack by those who do not understand the meaning of freedom of speech. As a result, social media giants Facebook and Google have promised to take concrete measures to deal with the proliferation…

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Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from her Royal Highness that forbids her son Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain for the next several months. This is in response to public furor aver a recent tabloid article published on Wednesday.

Would we think differently if the world's trouble spots were on our doorsteps?

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After promising a 'stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,' Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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Fedulium is the 119th element in the Periodic Table of Elements. Refined Fedulium Trioxide (FdO3) ore was used in the production of North Korea’s so called Hydrogen bomb. Fedulium Trioxide ore is only found in North Korea as Fedulasaurus poop. Fedulasaurus was a small dinosaur that went extinct 65 million years ago, with its fossilized remains being preserved in its own poop.

Steve Jurvonovich, an IT professional who has been handling the complex math involved in the US federal tax overhaul, has notified congress that he can't add.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Twitter is considering banning Donald Trump from the social network after his recent angry tweets in which he attacked Indianapolis factory worker Chuck Jones. Soon after, Mr Jones received a run of abusive calls, the Washington Post reported, apparently spurred on by the tweet. Twitter's rules prohibit tweets…

Looking to keep up with other chains who are expanding their own selection of inexpensive items, McDonald's will introduce the 89c "Mystery Sampler" of partially consumed food to their budget menu this week.