“This kind of shit always happens to me.”
VENTURA, CA - Daniel Fuller’s body was supposed to go to Thousand Oaks Cemetery, but a mix up sent his body to Ventura Gardens Cemetery where a funeral was scheduled for a Mr. Damien Fowler.
Daniel Fuller (dead), “At first I thought it was a prank, but then I realized somebody just totally fucked up.”
One by one, people came up to Fuller’s body to pay their respects. The mother of Mr. Fowler threw herself over Fuller’s body and cried for 10 straight minutes.
“It was super awkward, but I didn’t have the heart to say anything” Fuller (dead).
Fuller, age 20, a Best Buy sales representative from Oxnard California died last Friday during a Black Friday stampede.
“Those ding dongs at morgue didn’t even close my eyes. I was laying there like an idiot. It was super embarrassing.”
Fuller leaves behind a semi-serious girlfriend.
“The widow chick of the other dead guy was hot as hell. I liked the part where she cried on me.”
Meanwhile, the Thousand Oaks Cemetery held funeral services for Mr. Daniel Fuller using the body of Mr. Damien Fowler.
“Haha, I wish I could see a video of the look on my girl’s face when they opened up my casket and she saw some other dead dude. That shit would go viral.”
Daniel Fuller (dead), “At first I thought it was a prank, but then I realized somebody just totally fucked up.”
One by one, people came up to Fuller’s body to pay their respects. The mother of Mr. Fowler threw herself over Fuller’s body and cried for 10 straight minutes.
“It was super awkward, but I didn’t have the heart to say anything” Fuller (dead).
Fuller, age 20, a Best Buy sales representative from Oxnard California died last Friday during a Black Friday stampede.
“Those ding dongs at morgue didn’t even close my eyes. I was laying there like an idiot. It was super embarrassing.”
Fuller leaves behind a semi-serious girlfriend.
“The widow chick of the other dead guy was hot as hell. I liked the part where she cried on me.”
Meanwhile, the Thousand Oaks Cemetery held funeral services for Mr. Daniel Fuller using the body of Mr. Damien Fowler.
“Haha, I wish I could see a video of the look on my girl’s face when they opened up my casket and she saw some other dead dude. That shit would go viral.”