We’ve perseverated on this Libyan tragedy for so long that today, I would like to shift gears and celebrate Benghazi. Not the dead people part, but the ramifications. Your dogged fixation on this unfortunate event has created some wonderful fodder over the years and, like it or not, it’s only acted to solidify Madame President’s chances.…

‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Yesterday's announcement by the World Health Organization (WHO) that bacon and processed meats cause cancer will go down in history as the bleakest day in the culinary world. Reactions to the news ranged from disbelief to anger to frustration -- pretty much like the reactions we see in people…

"That would be even funnier if it was a person in a hamster suit. Sports mascots take notes." Jessie Krufts, Hamster Designer

Friends of a young black girl savagely beaten on camera by a cop are raising money to help him heal from the serious injuries he should have received.

Seattle, WA – A small but growing group of small business owners and consumers are creating anarchy in the great city of Seattle to prove a point to the government.  

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles) - First, it was the Filipino longganisa and tocino  makers that were up in arms against the World Health Organization (WHO) for releasing a study that concludes processed meat causes cancer. Now, all of Hawaii is protesting against the international organization for one reason: SPAM musubi. SPAM, of course, is the canned processed…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton proactively branded every American who refused to vote for her "a sexist." Clinton asserted if anyone disagreed with her on policy they were "likely a sexist," but any American who did not vote for her was "definitely a sexist."

Democratic presidential candidate also strongly encouraged to "skip Halloween" this year in order to ensure best results of therapy.

Over at The Spectator Coffee House, I’ve written about James Bond and China.

What movie? What movie? It’s The Discord Bonus question of the week.

'If they had a decent broadband service, or even a half decent technical support team, we'd have cleared out their data weeks ago,' confirmed one of the hackers responsible for making Talk Talk look even worse than normal.

Bill Murray is simply the best of the SNL bunch that migrated from 30 Rock to Sunset and Vine. Most often, Murray plays himself, or to say it another way, the character he crafted Saturday nights on NBC.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles) - Realizing his poll numbers are not getting any better, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush is now endorsing frontrunner Donald Trump to be the GOP nominee for president in the 2016 elections. In a statement issued today, the younger brother of George W. Bush urged voters to go ahead and vote…

A TalkTalk executive is recovering with concussion after a trip to the toilets led to hilarity, experts close to the source have reported.

Seoul – In the highly competitive auto industry, every manufacturer is looking to stay one step ahead of the competition.  Hyundai Motor Company announced this past Tuesday that it is teaming up with Lenscrafters to offer an innovation not yet seen in the industry.  

CRAWFORD, TEXAS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, former President George W. Bush promised Americans he would never admit the war in Iraq was a mistake, because he felt "the history book people" would eventually agree his administration's decision to willingly lie about a pretext to invade another sovereign country "was totally okay." Bush was adamant about never admitting the invasion - and subsequent unplanned occupation - of Iraq was a massive mistake only a day after former British Prime Minister Tony Blair apologized for the war in Iraq.

The scandal surrounding Bill Cosby's alleged history of sexual misconduct grew exponentially today after the comedian was implicated in the operation of a recently discovered baby farm run by Planned Parenthood.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - In an exclusive video interview with The Adobo Chronicles,  former Secretary of State and Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton finally broke her silence regarding leading GOP presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson. Clinton was asked what she thought so far about her potential rivals in the 2016 general elctions,…