I do remember going down for the Bayou Classic. I do remember going there with a woman who is not my wife. Apparently, I did not remember I am married.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) -  A new CNN/ORC Republican presidential poll now finds Donald Trump with 36 percent of the vote, more than two times that of closest challenger Ted Cruz, who now stands at 16 percent. Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson and Florida Senator Marco Rubio are the only other GOP candidates currently polling in…

Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

While the media focus on atrocities committed by ISIS, few people are asking this question: what do ISIS fighters really want? Dandy Goat correspondent Abu Batsheet Quazi spent a few days in the Islamic State to find out.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - When the next Republican presidential debate unforlds in Las Vegas, Nevada on December 15, Senator Lindsey Graham will not be among the top tier debaters, nor be included in the kids' table or second tier debate. But on December 19, when the remaining Democratic presidential candidates debate on stage…

Fairfax, VA – Unsubstantiated reports indicate that there has been more gun play than ever at local NRA gatherings.  Rumors have surfaced that members are bringing more and more of their guns to meetings.  There is believed to be some dissension amongst members that believe they are being infiltrated by ‘do-gooders’ and ‘hippie loving peace types.’  

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, President Obama designated the National Rifle Association (NRA) a Domestic Terrorist Organization and instructed the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to destroy the highly organized terror network "for waging a campaign of terror on the American people." Both DHS and the FBI - who have been warning of right-wing terrorism for years - have already raided NRA Headquarters in Fairfax, Virgina, and arrested key members of the organization they hope will help lead them to NRA leader Wayne Lapierre.

A terminally ill Star Wars fan who was granted his final wish to view Star Wars: The Force Awakens prior to its December 18th release date says he now wants that two hours of his life back.

Thousands of Christmas shoppers will be giving the gift of mass destruction this year following the launch of a new ‘Adopt a bomb for Syria’ scheme.

A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in March at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman swears she had became pregnant while watching a 3D porno movie.

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - It all started with a photograph: a lone chicken crossing a pathway in front of a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) restaurant in Baguio City, Philippines.  The chicken seemed oblivious to the fact that the building behind her slaughters hundreds of its kind every single day as part of…

Widely considered the most popular cereal box cartoon character of all-time, Toucan Sam has come under fire this week after an anonymous source reported that his brother is hungry, broke, and homeless in an Ecuadorian rain forest.

COLUMBUS, OHIO (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and megalomaniac billionaire Donald Trump told voters he was an expert on wind power, and viewed wind as the most reliable and realistic renewable energy source. Trump pointed to the well-documented fact that his mouth routinely unleashed massive amounts of very loud, largely incoherent, inhumanly strong, and exceedingly angry hot air at campaign events and virtually every other place graced with his presence.

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After painful negotiations, a group of teachers has today finally agreed how to allocate the bill from their 2013 Christmas lunch

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump wanted so much to be named Time magazine's 'Person of the Year,' but when he got his wish, he declined the honor because it hurt his ego. Time editors picked Trump over online survey frontrunner Bernie Sanders and Nobel Prize winner Malala Yousafzai,…

On Thursday, Defense Secretary Brown and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney was busted for his role in war crimes committed during the administration of his former boss, George W. Bush. This is the first time that Cheney was made to answer for his crimes on U.S. soil.  He was busted at the U.S. Capitol. The…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, American defense contractors predicted hundreds of thousands of American ground troops will win the imminent, expanded war against the Islamic State (ISIS) in Syria, Iraq, and probably elsewhere. The arms producers expected to make an acceptable profit before, during, and after the war, and defined "win" as the United States and its allies leaving a power vacuum in the region to guarantee future armed conflicts and demand for weapons.

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - Trying to put American's fears to rest about the possibility of bringing tens of thousands of Muslim refugees into the country from Syria, President Obama reassured the nation today that there wouldn't be any problems with his plan because Muslims "just don't radicalize once they get here."