Today, the US Senate approved, and the President is expected to sign, a landmark deal where popular national parks partner with successful private business ventures. Touted as a landmark in of itself, the deal will provide the US treasury with sorely needed funds and provide needed jobs in a slowly recovering economy here in the US.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today that in light of the massive influx of Muslim immigrants, the formation of the new Fourth Reich.

College Park, MD – “Hey honey, you’ve got to come see this,” yelled Jamie Grundwald out the front door of his neighbor’s house.  “Get over here quick.  This is hilarious!”

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Money, they say, can buy anything.  Including elections.  And looks. That's exactly what billionaire Donald Trump is doing in pursuit of his presidential ambition. Unfazed by widespread outrage over his latest tirade against Muslims -- calling for shutting them out of the United States -- Trump has come to…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI-01) declared Congressional Republicans will unveil their preliminary plan to replace Obamacare in 2219. Ryan urged Americans not to be concerned about Republicans incessantly attempting to kill the Affordable Care Act, because a plan to replace President Obama's signature healthcare law was already in the pipeline.

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - In his infinite wisdom and attempt to thwart mass shootings by Muslims so the American people don't get upset with them, President Obama said today that he had come up with a workable solution to all the gun control hysteria that he himself has stirred up.

Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that all changed on Christmas day when he was ‘one of the world’s luckiest boys’ who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models for Christmas as a special gift from Santa!

You think that’s bad? You should see what we’re doing with Kwanzaa.

Lawyers for convicted murderer, Oscar Pistorius, have come up with a bold plan to save the Olympian from a lengthy prison term. They are arguing that in normal circumstances a person’s whole body is sentenced and then they are entitled to remission and consequently only serve part of the sentence.

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas declared he was avoiding political attacks on opponent and billionaire Donald Trump in order to woo Trump's supporters after they have dumped Trump. Cruz conceded it was critical for him to gain the support of what he called "the growing fascist segment of the Republican Party.

Officials with United Airlines admit they lost track of a New Orleans man’s white privilege after he was asked to check it at the gate before boarding a direct flight to San Francisco last week.

A spokesperson for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign is asking the public to reserve judgment, saying that the candidate has not yet assumed his final, terrifying form.

Beijing air pollution is forcing residents inside and underground.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - According to the Christian faith, every human being born in this world is born a sinner, and in the Roman Catholic Church, it takes a miracle to be canonized a saint in a long and tedious process. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West defy dogma and centuries-old tradition…

On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.

Take part in our brilliant Donald Trump sweepstakes as we guess what the probable Republican candidate for president will say next... Just print out and cut out each line and have fun

"All UFO abductions must be investigated"

"I will make Arnold Schwartzenegger illegal"

"Brillo Pads will be renamed Trump Pads in honor of my brilliant hairdo"

An open letter asking Stan Kroenke to bring the St. Louis Rams back to their original home, which is not on the West Coast.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he didn't care about political correctness when he called for banning all Muslims from entering the United States, despite condemnations from The White House, his fellow Republican candidates, and Muslim communities in the U.S. and abroad. But it took a short but…

“Bruce” Caitlyn Jenner was said to be mortified after his offer in the Antiques section of eBay to sell his member to the highest bidder went relatively unnoticed despite a ‘buy it now’ price of $69.95” was generally ignored by collectors!