Ladbrokes, the bookies that offered 5000-1 to punters choosing Leicester City to win the Premier League in 2016 in 2015, have said they are going to do it again this year because 'there's no way they can do it again'.
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National Arguing Championships, Taurus Argument Of The Year, 2013
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National Arguing Championships, Taurus Argument Of The Year, 2013
Cute Animals In A Sagittarius Horoscope August 2014, The Cutest Animals In The World On YouTube Online Video Clickers Group
Best Horoscope Service Made Into A Musical Of The Year 2015
Geronimo! Yahoo! and Yikes! in a Horoscope, April 2014, The National Institute For The Promotion Of Exclamation Grammar
"This looks like a whole new low budget youtube superhero series to this Netflix subscriber." Fred Flunkee, Netflix Subscriber
"Just don't ask him to any memorial ceremony, he'll be 2 months early." Jessie Krufts, Wanderer
In our brilliant new series today we list the 90 things you already know about the Queen to mark her historic 90th birthday.
90) The Queen is famous for wearing hats
89) The Queen can drive
90) The Queen is famous for wearing hats
89) The Queen can drive
David Cameron warned today that KitKats could be a thing of the past if the country votes to leave Europe.
Yeah, that's just like me on Monday mornings before my full body shave." Jessie Krufts, Hairy Man
"If I did that my bedtime coco would go everywhere. I suppose I could put it down but there doesn't seem to be a cabinet or anything and I don't like putting it on the floor because I'd then kick it over in the night. Hmmm." Jessie Krufts, Coco Supperer
Jeremy Corbyn has called for further details of the prime minster's tax return after items marked 'other sinister stuff' of £70,000 were marked with no other details in his return for 2010.
David Cameron denied owning a panama hat today, just days after returning from holiday.
"I estimate that the popcorn would have cost over $50,000 at cinema prices. These Youtubers are being paid too much." Jimmy Popper, Accountant
"They promised us flying bicycles by now." Harry Zonderblurb, Technologist
A two year investigation of premier league footballers has revealed that they are thicker than the general population by a sizeable margin, according to the Sunday Thun.
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Primates Club Of Cambridge, Paris, Monkey In A Horoscope, Gemini, February 2015
Just hours after ITV's screening of a controversial new documentary on the Queen, who this year is celebrating her 90th birthday, a woman in Sheffield has been admitted to hospital after trying to eat an entire It's Good To Be Queen cushion apparently after being told it was made out of chocolate.
"I hope Affleck aims for 'grumpy Adam West' for his Batman interpretation." Jessie Krufts, Doctor
"Give me a T. Give me a rump. Whaddaya got?" Jessie Krufts, Go Go dancer
The animosity between George Osborne and Iain Duncan Smith crashed into the open today with the chancellor claiming Iain Duncan Smith's real name is George.
It is a great pleasure to write for the newest daily newspaper in the country today as Home Secretary to share my love of custard.
"Oh not another dancing banana and dancing strawberry again." Jessie Krufts, Food Critic