Mouthfrog

Silver Spring, MD – The average individual walking around eating street vendor food and smoking Winston cowboy killers probably hasn’t thought much about it.  If you step back for just a moment, though, and say the word Riboflavin, you realize just how fun it is to say.  It rolls off the tongue.  It makes you feel good.  Go ahead, say it ten times.  You will start to dissect syllables and parts of the word that are fun by themselves.  To say the word Riboflavin all at one time and in its fully glory is darned close to being more fun than anyone should really be having.

Seattle, WA – Another NBA season is over with the draft quickly approaching. New draft picks means new hope for cities with NBA teams. “Everyone is excited about the NBA games coming back to their cities.  All we have left is our shitty WNBA team,” says Superfan Paul Gainer.

Grand Junction, CO – Karla Clumperton was extremely excited to travel back to Colorado to visit her family.  You see, she moved to New Mexico a year earlier and missed her mother, father, and siblings very much.  She went over to her brother’s house to see his family and her adorable nephews.

Santa Fe, NM – Dr. Phyllis Ackers has been in the field of psychology for nearly 30 years.  She has a successful practice and has always done things by the book.  Dr. Ackers made a radical change within the last year that others in the psychology field are taking note of.

Charleston, SC – Dylann Storm Roof, the name his parents admittedly named him on purpose, arrived back in Charleston to face charges for allegedly killing 9 people inside a historical church.  As locals try to make sense of the terror and bloodshed, Dylann’s best friend seems to be the only one close to him talking.  We’ll call him ‘Tin Roof’ to protect his anonymity.

Fort Smith, AR – Miles Yorkman is an eccentric philanthropist who likes to sit naked on his front lawn and think about different ways he can help people.  He is a multi-millionaire who won a $407 million powerball jackpot last year.  Neighbors are not thrilled by Yorkman’s odd behavior but they know he helps a lot of people so they choose to look the other way.

Saint Paul, MN – Scott and Marcie Hennings had never been to the zoo with their now 4 year old daughter Jessica.  In fact, Scott and Marcie had not been to any zoo for years themselves.  Scott recommended a family Saturday outing to the local Como Park Zoo and Conservatory.  Everyone was excited to see the big cats, rhinos, and giraffes.  With backpacks full of binoculars, sandwiches, sunglasses, and a small bottles of Bacardi, off the Hennings family went on their adventure.

Boulder, CO – Several studies have been conducted about how much bacteria food will collect when dropped on the ground.  This phenomenon, known as the “5 second rule,” has been a point of contention amongst scientists for years.  Is it ok to eat food that drops on the ground or should it be thrown away immediately?

Paris – Only one other time in the post-Stovepipe Hat era has one hat and one design had such an immediate impact.  Yes, even grizzled veterans of the fashion world could not hide the awe they felt when seeing the hat for the first time.

Ever since his separation from his wife of 40 years, Tipper Gore, friends say that the former Vice President has become harder and harder to reach.  Al Gore is best known for his environmental education efforts after his political career ended.  Gore is reportedly dating a fellow environmentalist who introduced him to Netflix.  The Nobel Peace Prize winner is now addicted to the television show The Walking Dead.

Moline, IL – Bruno Pelchowicz is a lifer at Orkin Pest Management and has been battling bugs for nearly 20 years.  Some of his co-workers joke that he doesn’t even have to spray some houses.  He just stares down the roaches and they run away because they know what’s coming.  Bruno has built up a reputation of being the best in the business.  He’s called into some of the most serious and perplexing jobs.  If there is such a thing, Bruno is a bug nerd.

There’s always ‘some guy’ who has an opinion that chronicles how every person feels on a particular topic.  MouthFrog was able to speak with ‘some guy’ today who we believe fits that very description.  His name is not important.  In fact, he never volunteered his name and we never asked.

White Plains, NY – April, Jaylene, and Chris asked their girlfriend Tanya out for dinner under the guise of a ‘girls night out.’  Their plan was an intervention of sorts, given the rate at which Tanya was drinking wine and sleeping with random men.  As they all sat down at the table, Tanya immediately ordered 2 bottles of wine for the group and the transition was easy from there.

Tusayan, AZ –  If you want to see the exquisite canyons Arizona has to offer, you better get there quick.  Mouthfrog was out on the street today and a guy told us that soon the Grand Canyon will be no more.

Kingwood, WV – Dwayne Bozeman had a lousy day at work.  By all accounts, one of his worst ever.  Dwayne fights pesky insects for a living and takes great pride in his ability to clear the world of termites, cockroaches, and ants from innocent homeowners.  The insects won, on this day, and Dwayne was none to happy about it.

Queens, NY – If anyone were going to turn the reality TV industry on its ear, it would be either Piers Morgan or 50 Cent.  Ironically, it is a partnership between the two megastars that will do just that.

Canton, OH – These days Mitt Romney is more interested in charity boxing matches for mysterious charities than his own political gains but that doesn’t mean that politics are completely out of his blood.  While visiting some Lehman Middle School students this past Wednesday, the often described uptight and robotic former presidential candidate tooted a loud gas explosion for the soon to be eligible voters.

New York – It was obvious to one man riding the number 3 train from Brooklyn to Manhattan.  He snapped a photo and could not believe his eyes.  Could that really be Jesus riding the subway in plain sight of all of the other commuters?

Hoping to grab the eye of Memorial Day shoppers, fashion mogul Pacific Sun released a t-shirt today with an upside down American flag on it.  If only they had known the shelling from angry Internet shoppers they were about to receive.  Or did they?  One such Internet rioter says the t-shirt maker knew exactly what they were doing.

Billings, MT –  When you’ve got it you’ve got it.  You never lose it.  It’s that special aura and charisma that some of us can only dream about having.  Huey Lewis, 64 year old frontman of the band Huey Lewis and the News, has got it.  He’s been rockin joints for years and that man has not lost a step.