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The retort from Clinton left Trump momentarily speechless and has led to many experts saying Hillary won the first debate.
The new plan comes on the back of Jeremy Corbyn’s decisive victory over Owen Smith in the now annual Labour leadership battle.
Kerry Barnidge, 24, has been in a relationship with Lee Travers, 26, for six months and has become acutely aware that he is spending more time and effort on his fantasy football time than he does on her.
The Chuckle Brothers won with 54% of the vote to Jeremy Corbyn’s 36%. Owen Smith finished a disappointing last with just 10% of the vote.
The data stolen includes names, addresses and inside leg measurements. It’s believed the hacking was ‘state sponsored’ by one of the evil countries like Russia or China, as opposed to America or the UK whom Yahoo willingly hand over the information to anyway.
Bi Visibility Day is the single day each year where bisexuals take on a physical form so that they can be seen by others. The rest of the year they remain cloaked so as to avoid any unnecessary confrontation.
The former Playmate and current TV presenter claims that her computer has been acting strangely since she installed antivirus software on it.
Jolie filed for divorce just days ago, citing Pitt’s substance abuse problems and growing anger issues.
Anton Elastica has been walking through the city with his grizzled beard, scruffy hair and tweed jacket all adding to the bellendish ensemble. But it’s the constant cloud of steam pouring out his that really completes the look.
The Prime Minister opened the file sent to her by the EU and discovered it was nothing but page after page of mocking clickbait style titles.
The former Prime Minister, who is now unemployed after stepping down as Member of Parliament for Witney, was waiting by the door at 9am sharp. However there was an almost empty bottle of White Lightning by his feet.
‘I’m not shocked at all,’ said Gypsy Pete. ‘Right pack of thieving bastards around here. The surprise is that no-one’s thought to do this before. There’s a lot of money in scrap copper.’
With many fans worried about the vacuum that the Mel & Sue departure would leave behind, Channel 4 moved quickly to replace them with some serious star power.
It’s been known for over fifteen years that Tom Jones had acquired sex bomb technology but it was thought the Welsh warbler was satisfied with his outdated model.
While Babestation is more known for rising male members than rising pastry, the channel insists that it makes an ideal partner for GBBO.
British business has reason to celebrate as the BCC revealed stunning new statistics that show British high streets containing THREE times as many stores selling chipboard in their front windows than in Europe.
And the EU is said to be absolutely furious that May opened the Brexit mystery box BEFORE enacting Article 50.
While a McDonalds for brunch is a well-know hangover cure, they are also shamefully delicious (despite the numbers of rectums found in the food as well as the staff) and that is actually why Sally Lyle wants one.
Hungover Harry made the outrageous claim after waking up this morning feeling like he’d been up all night being beaten by a baseball bat. With the taste of vomit still coating his swollen tongue, Harry informed his friends on Facebook he would never drink again.
There have been calls for the Disability Living Allowance to be cut even further after the Great British team raced to second in the medal table at the Paralympic Games.