New York, NY – Presidential candidate Donald Trump has faced the embarrassing wrath of a heckler more than a few times in past months. The controversial billionaire is seeking the White House as his newest mansion and acquisition.
Phoenix, AZ – “It’s the most irresponsible and heinous act that I’ve witnessed in my 20 years on the force,” explains Sergeant David Willingham. “I’m no court judge but the owners of this car and beautiful AR-15 should be locked up with the key thrown away. If there was intent, I can only pray that the death penalty is explored as an option for punishment.”
Portland, ME – Malcom Werner and his wife Pippy came to an agreement about 6 months ago. Malcom would stay home with their 3 kids and Pippy would be the breadwinner of the family with the accounting work she does.
Danica Patrick’s recent run in with Dale Earnhardt Jr. at the Quaker State 400 have unleashed a raging pile of female hormones. This woman is pissed off. Are they hormones are is it just a really angry young man with long hair and effeminate features? Probably only a select few know that answer for sure.
Washington – Being the great buddies that they are, President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden recently took some time together to watch their beloved Washington Nationals play some baseball. Given morbidly boring nature of the game of baseball, the two had some time to chat about things other than baseball.
Twin Falls, ID – “We see this far too often. A lovely family having a picnic at the park and, wham, there is a large bear to scare them off. These bears may sit down and eat the entire picnic or even eat the family.”