Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.
Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com)
Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson and Cow Girl Frederica Wilson.
Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson and Cow Girl Frederica Wilson.
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and revolutionaries.
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and revolutionaries.
Washington, DC- (satireworld.com)
In America, the President of the United States is required by law to give an annual report about our nation's state to both Houses of Congress and to the American people. It's during this time the President's truthfulness is also monitored by the American people who basically are listening to a one-sided report by the President on his own accomplishments and those of his party.
Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Anointed One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said were thi
In America, the President of the United States is required by law to give an annual report about our nation's state to both Houses of Congress and to the American people. It's during this time the President's truthfulness is also monitored by the American people who basically are listening to a one-sided report by the President on his own accomplishments and those of his party.
Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Anointed One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said were thi
Pittsburg, PA – (satireworld.com)
Rosemary Rottencrotch, perhaps the English speaking world’s most famous tart, has announced her retirement today after a 75 year career of being the punchline and sophomoric foil in literally thousands of jokes, stories, adolescent bragging, and military marching liturgies.
Rosemary Rottencrotch, perhaps the English speaking world’s most famous tart, has announced her retirement today after a 75 year career of being the punchline and sophomoric foil in literally thousands of jokes, stories, adolescent bragging, and military marching liturgies.
Boston, MA - (satireworld.com)
Recent government sponsored research has shown at least one-fifth of the regressive Neanderthal genome may lurk within modern humans, influencing the skin, hair, political leanings, and mental diseases some people have today, researchers say.
Recent government sponsored research has shown at least one-fifth of the regressive Neanderthal genome may lurk within modern humans, influencing the skin, hair, political leanings, and mental diseases some people have today, researchers say.
Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
Adding a new definition to the meaning of ‘pussy whipped,’ actor-leftist activist Sean Penn announced today that he’ll be melting his entire gun collection into a molten blob to appease girlfriend actress Charlize Theron after consulting with buddy El Chapo during a secret interview for Rolling Stone magazine.
Adding a new definition to the meaning of ‘pussy whipped,’ actor-leftist activist Sean Penn announced today that he’ll be melting his entire gun collection into a molten blob to appease girlfriend actress Charlize Theron after consulting with buddy El Chapo during a secret interview for Rolling Stone magazine.
Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com)
Faced with another violent night of mob rule in Maryland’s largest city, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D-MD) has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of crack PRNK troops to restore order in several cities. Cited as a cheaper way to advance the rule of law, outsourcing of troops is a controversial action that has many Baltimore residents worried.
Faced with another violent night of mob rule in Maryland’s largest city, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D-MD) has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of crack PRNK troops to restore order in several cities. Cited as a cheaper way to advance the rule of law, outsourcing of troops is a controversial action that has many Baltimore residents worried.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
In scathing report issued by the Justice Department, partly in lieu of recent racial charges over police mistreatment of black suspects, the attorney general has proposed sweeping changes on America’s 7,500 police chiefs and their agencies.
In scathing report issued by the Justice Department, partly in lieu of recent racial charges over police mistreatment of black suspects, the attorney general has proposed sweeping changes on America’s 7,500 police chiefs and their agencies.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).”
Orlando, Florida – (satireworld.com)
Welcome to SatireWorld’s premier edition of it’s annual swim suit cover. The highly anticipated cover was shot at great expense at fabulous and trendy Miami Beach Florida. The winning model for 2016 is 34 year old Cate Upton from Chicago, Illinois who models the latest in fat girl beach wear. Upton beat out scores of big beautiful women in the much sought out beach wear competition snagging the year’s coveted cover.
Welcome to SatireWorld’s premier edition of it’s annual swim suit cover. The highly anticipated cover was shot at great expense at fabulous and trendy Miami Beach Florida. The winning model for 2016 is 34 year old Cate Upton from Chicago, Illinois who models the latest in fat girl beach wear. Upton beat out scores of big beautiful women in the much sought out beach wear competition snagging the year’s coveted cover.
South Dakota – (satireworld.com)
December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.
December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, and to the United States of America, and to the sacrifices and gray hairs brought on by her tireless efforts to assist and aid her fellow men, Nancy Pelosi is hereby granted the status of MILF.”
Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, and to the United States of America, and to the sacrifices and gray hairs brought on by her tireless efforts to assist and aid her fellow men, Nancy Pelosi is hereby granted the status of MILF.”
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Director Michael Moore’s Hollywood production of ‘American Snacker’ has finished production and is headed for the big screen in a theater near you sometime in May, said studio executive Morris Freeman.
Freeman admits it’s the left’s answer to the popular but controversial Clint Eastwood movie ‘American Sniper’ that many feel is a true contender for an Oscar award, but has been the source of rabid criticism from liberals and their supporters.
Director Michael Moore’s Hollywood production of ‘American Snacker’ has finished production and is headed for the big screen in a theater near you sometime in May, said studio executive Morris Freeman.
Freeman admits it’s the left’s answer to the popular but controversial Clint Eastwood movie ‘American Sniper’ that many feel is a true contender for an Oscar award, but has been the source of rabid criticism from liberals and their supporters.
Vienna Austria – (satireworld.com)
Dr. Sigmund Freud III spoke before the Austrian Psychology Association (APA) on the 135th anniversary of the founding of Psychological Research. The meeting was held at the Kursalon Vienna Concert Hall. The attendees were the notables of the psychology world and all 1744 seats of the main hall were filled, plus 300 standees. Several hundred others heard only the audio seated in various rehearsal halls.
Dr. Sigmund Freud III spoke before the Austrian Psychology Association (APA) on the 135th anniversary of the founding of Psychological Research. The meeting was held at the Kursalon Vienna Concert Hall. The attendees were the notables of the psychology world and all 1744 seats of the main hall were filled, plus 300 standees. Several hundred others heard only the audio seated in various rehearsal halls.
Washington DC: (satireworld.com)
The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing was to be made in the Nation’s Capital, there was no doubt intelligent life was aboard. The White House was duly notified.
Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com)
Karmic jitters surround Mecca’s Royal Clock Tower Hotel – the Abraj Al-Bait Towers – this weekend after Iran’s official witchfinder-general unleashed a torrent of hexoplasm against crazy Wahabbists who executed ‘moderate’ Shia cleric Shaikh Nimr al-Nimr.
Karmic jitters surround Mecca’s Royal Clock Tower Hotel – the Abraj Al-Bait Towers – this weekend after Iran’s official witchfinder-general unleashed a torrent of hexoplasm against crazy Wahabbists who executed ‘moderate’ Shia cleric Shaikh Nimr al-Nimr.
Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.
The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
The celebrity icloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her in the nude and dressed in provocative clothing.
The celebrity icloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her in the nude and dressed in provocative clothing.
News York, New York – (satireworld.com)
Breaking News!
Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.
Breaking News!
Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.