President-elect Trump said that illegal immigrants pose a grave risk to America and that they have to go.
Declaring moral bankruptcy will mean that America will be taken much less seriously at future international political gatherings. They will also be expected to do something incredibly brave and noble in the future to repay their debt.
With Donald Trump set to be handed the nuclear launch codes in the next few months, humanity should treat the coming cold of winter as a test-run for the nuclear winter that is sure to hit after Putin and Trump have their first lovers’ tiff.
The Union of Elves has been fighting for years to improve working conditions and for stable contracts with a fixed amount of guaranteed hours. Father Christmas has refused to budge on the issue though and now a strike has been called which could very well mean that Christmas will be cancelled this year.