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Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com)
While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins performed the operation on a thirty-eight year old woman who previously described herself as “an old aging spinster lady who acted like a cross between a librarian and a Sunday School teacher.”
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the NBC News network.
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her job as an on-air correspondent.
MSNBC Studios – (SatireWorld.com)
Progressive and full time nitwit, the Young Turks founder Cenk Uygur came into work at radio MSNBC expecting to start his daily job as anchor, but instead found his clothes, lunch box, and camel porno collection in a pile by the back door. Serving as prime time anchor for less than six months, executives had reached their limit with the nonsense that flowed from progressive Uygur’s pie hole every evening.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and then be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his unique ability to see trends and take advantage of ways to maximize profits.
Big Booty Airlines, Miami – (SatireWorld.com)
Political bystanders were convulsed in laughter today after noting that Liberal Dems’ egos seem to even bigger than their pronounced body parts!
The latest evidence of hubris is that of ex-DNC Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz,(DWS) who claimed “my arse deserves better” after being ‘stuck’ in a business class seat on the Washington to Palm Beach Shuttle where she was heard pleading, “help me, my ass is stuck and I can’t get up!”
Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com)
Just How Stupid Does Hillary Think Voters Are?

The Democratic National Convention kicked off today with swirling rumors there was collusion between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz emails and Hillary Clinton concerning the sabotage of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign. This accusation highlights the unfair Clinton advantage that cost millions of dollars from Bernie donors and countless hours of the Sander Campaign volunteer’s time.
MIAMI – (satireworld.com)
After a round of Tweetilities, an act of hostilities on Twitter, with ex-presidential candidate Rand Paul over the subject of abortion, DNC mouthpiece Debbie Wasserman Schultz laid out her own views on the subject. Abortion should be safe, free and legal at any age of the child. (We assume this means up to the moment of birth and not after, but we’re trying to verify this with Wasserman’s office.) In the meantime, keep your children close.
Peoria, IL -0 (satireworld.com)
An Illinois couple says they got a huge surprise after a burger run to their local McDonald’s.

Debbie and Hans Mirth ordered a double cheeseburger at the Golden Arches drive-thru. After returning home and unwrapping the meal, they discovered it contained real meat, Mirth told a reporter from local NBC affiliate WXCR
Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com)

When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-mustache.
But she cheated!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!
iami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Ex-DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.

Hilda Hitler will make sure that no one bothers Casey while she stays at her Bravarian chateau.
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com)
Hilda Hitler is in the news again after a well publicized offer to recently acquitted child murderer Casey Anthony. Hitler has offered the 24 yerar old Anthony a place to stay high in the Bavarian mountains away from media and curiosity seekers.
Somewhere Out In TV Land – (satireworld.com)

Progressive Insurance….Who are they? You’ve seen and probably smiled at the clever Progressive Insurance TV commercials with bubble-headed Flo smiling away at the camera. Well, as Paul Harvey would say, “You’re about to learn the rest of the story”.
Benton, AR – (satireworld.com)
According to “after action” reports Hillary left Iowa earlier than planned after attempts to show the former First Lady as ‘a regular old grandma” went horribly wrong leading to since scrubbed footage of Hillary deluged with Wal Mart shoppers previously seen world wide on U-Tube videos poking fun at outrageously dressed, grossly over weight, and cross dressing toothless zombies stalking the aisles of the discount stores!
In 1555, a French Renaissance occultist and seer, the famous Nostradamus predicted entertainer Michael Jackson's death hundreds of years into the future with uncanny accuracy. Noe read the actual verse yourself!
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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – (SatireWorld.com)
The Brazilian Olympic Committee vows never to use scientist Stephen Hawkins again to promote the Olympics, especially what just happened prior to the 2016 Summer Games scheduled for Rio.
Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.
Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com)
Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch the focus away from Crooked Hillary.