The report confirms what many have known for quite some time: that other people go to the doctor’s for the slightest tickly cough because they have nothing better to do with their said little lives; while you are a brave warrior who only visits the doctor when you truly believe that cough might actually be the early warning signs of lung cancer.
With 140,000 actual houses being built last year compared to 185,000 homeless people out on the streets, cardboard boxes are the new trend in alternative housing.
‘The contract will provide more NHS funding to pay top quality directors to tell us where the health service is going wrong. And patients will enjoy the top quality service that only Uber provides,’ said Hunt in a press conference earlier today.
'It wasn’t even close. “I’m not racist, but…” is always in the running for most used sentence prefix of the year but this year it absolutely curbstomped the competition.’