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While the White House insists the first lady is living in New York, Melania Trump actually has been housed for the past several weeks in a top-secret location where scientists with the Central Intelligence Agency are studying ways to transform her arresting visage into a lethal instrument, according to high-level officials within the intelligence community.

The heavily marked-down eternal soul of President Donald Trump’s press secretary is available for purchase at a secondhand store in a Washington, D.C., suburb.

Thousands of low-income elderly Americans scared by proposed draconian federal budget cuts and the prospect of skyrocketing health care costs are taking solace in President Donald Trump’s campaign promise that a venerable holiday greeting will enjoy a resurgence under his leadership.

A conspiracy-minded green thumb insists malevolent forces are using common horticulture as a means of spying on the everyday activities of regular Americans.

Migratory birds are arriving at their breeding grounds earlier than they previously did because they’ve bought into the liberal lie that global warming is real, according to researchers at Liberty University.

President Donald Trump’s administration is strongly urging that any investigation into possible Russian influence in last year’s presidential election be led by a relatively unknown person with a peculiar name.

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency said he does not believe humans are responsible for emissions that contribute to climate change.

Physician and U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy made medical history last week by managing to detach a pair of terms that were previously believed to be inextricably synonymous.

A frightened 5-year-old girl evacuated from a Florida Jewish community center following a bomb threat found comfort in President Donald Trump’s Electoral College victory margin.

Just weeks into his presidency, Donald Trump has tweeted information considered sensitive out to the world at an alarming rate.

Loyal customers of Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen are eager to find out how the fast-food chain’s new owners will completely ruin one of their favorite eateries.

The federal government should not be in the business of regulating the personal hygiene of those who inherit wealth, according to President Donald Trump.

Media veteran Brian Haldane catches up with Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers and get caught up on several termination-related stories and former LSU basketball great Vernel “Asante Stone” Singleton’s adult entertainment career.

While golfing at one of his courses in South Florida, President Donald Trump conferred with his caddie regarding an upcoming shot and classified intelligence.

Decades after receiving five deferments from military service during the Vietnam War, President Donald Trump is looking for a way to avoid serving his country once again, according to multiple White House sources.

My wife and I have been together for over a decade, and people regularly comment on what a great couple we seem to be together. They then ask how we do it. It’s not one thing, but since this is a Top 12 list, I might just have space to share some advice to explain how we’ve kept it together and real for those of you looking to roll this Valentine’s Day into a successful franchise.

A founding member of the Tuskegee Airmen, as well as the inventor of the cotton gin and peanut butter, Douglass’ heroism truly defies the imagination.

One of the country’s largest tax preparation service companies is offering free tax tips to people conservatives claim are compensated financially to cause problems for President Donald Trump’s administration.

Robert Rau, Herman "Omega Prime" Davis, and Jeremy White discuss a judge being banned from his usual hangout for allegedly dropping N-bombs.

It took two party affiliations and three campaigns against three different opponents, but I finally made it. I am, at long last, a United States senator, and boy, does it feel dreamy.