Ribald” is a word seldom used now. Should you not know exactly what it means, a dictionary puts it this way: “… referring to sexual matters in an amusingly rude or irreverent way.” This is all by way of saying that Amy Schumer’s summer movie is way more than just ribald.
Portraying Atticus Finch as a racist in her new book, Harper Lee stirs controversy. “Ariana Grande molesting donuts, Atticus Finch a Ku Klux Klan pinup, it’s been a crazy few days for America,” said Noam Chomsky, the renowned linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist and Dancing with the Stars finalist.
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by DSaying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am in the middle of nowhere baking in Death Valley for my big mystery interview you set up, and there’s no one or nothing in sight for miles.”
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think these weird scenarios are extracts from Charlie Sheen’s diary, think again. According to specific socially conservative pundits and right-wing legislators, the legalization of same-sex marriage will destroy [more...]
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An exclusive pre-publication look at ‘Insincerely Yours’ by Brian Williams. People, are you ready for a treat? Here’s a first look at Brian Williams’ new book Insincerely Yours, for readers ages 10-14, on sale Dec. 6th. You can read an exclusive excerpt below, available nowhere else!
by Will Durst.The Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy with a regularity approaching that of a Madonna comeback album. Since its reintroduction on the grounds of the South Carolina Capitol in 1961 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the start of the Civil War, the Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by James Israel.They say ‘socialism’ is a dirty word — but Bernie Sanders is here to help clean it up. With Bernie Sanders running for the Democratic nomination for president, we finally have a real people’s voice in a major party race. It’s a welcome and much-needed contrast to the “Dynastic Duo” – yet another Clinton vs [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who currently hold elected office, offering a quick and lasting solution to the defeats that have plagued the conservative agenda over the past few weeks.
‘If you have to swallow a frog, don’t stare at it too long,’ Mark Twain says of 2016 vote. GATES OF PURGATORY – In an exclusive interview broadcast yesterday via GoogleSeance™ satellite, iconic American author Mark Twain sounded off about the upcoming presidential election. “I have a higher and grander standard than George Washington..."
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Donald Trump, professional candidate for the GOP nomination and bad wig model, says he's rich enough to be the best president. By James Israel, Humor Times.
Shortly after being suspended, news anchor Brian Williams announced that he would begin work on his autobiography, "Insincerely Yours." By John Glynn.
by Gary Chew.“Aloft” – a film review by Gary Chew Aloft (from 2014) contains a smidgen of sub-titled French dialogue, but it’s English that’s spoken most. This mishmash of language may possibly be a bit confusing for you, but just wait till you see the film. Claudia Llosa, who wrote and directed Aloft, was born in Lima [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Michael Egan.Presidential candidate Jeb Bush claims he is ‘completely unrelated’ to the Bush Family, and is thus electable MIAMI, FL – Jeb Bush claimed at a news conference today that he is not, in fact, related to Presidents Bush I and II, adding that he was actually born in Kenya “just like the current occupant of [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Michael Egan.“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a press conference today that if he is elected, he will immediately order a complete “nipple pink” repaint of the White House, inside and out. Graham insisted that [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
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It's possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin,' says Sen. Rick Sanitarium, after learning weed makes you horny. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
"Mammon worship is now the faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money," said the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. Michael Egan, Humor Times.