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Trump believes that Obama may have ordered Biden to stay behind and spy on him in the White House.
Sessions, who recused himself from a government investigation into ties between President Trump and Russia, was said to be absolutely livid over the ruling.
Luke Cutler (30) has impressed friends and passers-by with his ability to deal with his wife’s meltdowns and nag sessions with all the grace and poise of a seasoned veteran.
‘So far I’ve been very diplomatic as President, the most diplomatic President ever. So diplomatic. But it’s time for me to cut loose and have some fun. I’ve got a lot to say about a lot of people and countries and I’m just gonna start letting it rip,’ said Trump.
The mistake was spotted and corrected with Moonlight named the real winner of the award, but the error made this year’s Academy Awards the most talked about of all time.
At his latest Florida rally, Trump called for all ‘honest, hard working Americans’ to rise up against any display of intelligence, saying that it was an ‘un-American way of thinking’.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the move yesterday, acting on the wishes of President Donald Trump.
Pope Francis has taken several veiled shots at President Trump since he began his presidential campaign. The Pope has indirectly questioned Trump’s faith as well as human decency. But now it’s Trump’s turn to fire back.
ABBA have been terrorizing Sweden for decades and last night’s attack was just the tip of the iceberg.
In a press conference yesterday, President Trump said, ‘You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things.’
Top army officials have been forced to admit that they’re uncertain whether recruitment levels are down or if camouflage is just getting better, according to latest reports.
Trump quickly pounced on the Prime Minister, demanding all Canadian maple syrup be brought to him. The President, who has a confessed sweet tooth, mainly planned to use the sweet syrup on his pancakes.
But the President’s threat may have fallen on deaf ears. Not only have the judges who made the decision declined to comment, but now thousands of anti-Trump protestors are offering to smash his phone against his face for him.
Just days after offering to sell the Statue of Liberty to Canada, Trump has said he will use the funds raised to build the biggest ladder ever conceived.
‘Honestly I voted for Trump mainly just to see what would happen. I didn’t think he’d ever win and I certainly didn’t expect him to follow through on his campaign promises,’ said Whiteman.
The small, but loyal, group planned to march around Washington DC in support of men’s rights, Donald Trump and lower taxation on fedoras, however the group simply didn’t have the stamina to walk more than a short distance.
With Donald Trump just hours away from being sworn in as the President of the United States, the country has developed a putrid smell, worrisome taste and is probably best avoided.
In an act of supreme humanity and kindness, Obama spared a man he has called his ‘brother’ from watching what Donald Trump does to America, as well as the rest of the world.
Bill Washington’s family are shocked and appalled at witnessing a side of their family member they never before knew existed.
Trump was given a glowing introduction by several members of his staff in an address that lasted several hours. Once the introductions were done with, Trump spoke at length about how much better his is than Joe Biden.