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Donald donned the bucket in an attempt to mock Democratic voters, claiming that they have ‘their head in the sand’ but when he was unable to remove said bucket he was quickly whisked away by his handlers.
The couple are said to be very much in love. However, for Taylor, who has made a career out of unhappy relationships and break-ups, this is not necessarily a good thing creatively.
The duo, who have never been seen apart since they teamed up in 1990 on Byker Grove, have decided they are so in tune which one another that they wish to become a single person.
Crabb, who replaces the recently resigned Iain Duncan Smith, was properly initiated yesterday when he was asked to kick a homeless man. It’s said that Crabb performed the act with such venom that he is now being touted as a future leader of the Conservative Party.
The political spin-off to ‘Where’s Wally?’ only sold two copies on its day of release. And both were shipped to a ‘Mrs Osborne’, who may or may not be George’s mother.
The reports come on the back of Iain Duncan Smith’s resignation from the cabinet which is believed, in part, to have been due to a personality clash with Osborne.
While Alonso and Gutierrez both escaped unharmed from the spectacular crash, the wall was not so lucky....
This morning, IDS went about the heart-wrenching task of removing David Cameron from his life by removing all social media links between the pair (blocking him on Twitter) as well as posting the ‘Best of Phil Collins’ CD the Prime Minister had lent him through the letterbox of 10 Downing Street.
‘Hey, if Marco is looking for work then I’d be happy to employ him as a bellboy at Trump Plaza. Normally I don’t employ losers – but I feel bad about how badly I beat him. I mean, wow, what a thrashing I gave him,’ stated Trump, after Rubio stepped out of the race.
Queen Elizabeth, was well as other key members of the royal family, have often been referred to as ‘apolitical’ – at least publicly. Yet this is the biggest indicator yet that the Queen favours the right-wing of the political animal, as it were.
The Queen who, according to The Sun, backs the UK leaving the EU perhaps pushed her luck too far when arguing against the surprisingly pro-EU Jeremy Clarkson.
While many are calling the findings into question, The Sun says they are willing to stake their reputation on it.
A shocking reports that much of England could be covered by the pub chain by 2021. But what is the true intent of Wetherspoons?
‘I don’t know what came over me,’ the Labour leader said. ‘I’m normally very frugal but the teapot really caught my eye; before I knew it I was £9 out of pocket.’
Tupac is back and he released a statement to the press today in his new home of Chipping, Essex.
Billionaire business man and Presidential candidate Donald Trump has promised to bring back Jericho to the nation’s TV sets with a full six season story arc – but only if he is elected President.
Twitter and Instagram have both been inundated with pictures of Kim’s body. The pictures may have not broken the internet but they have shattered the efforts of a lot of women looking for respect in a male-orientated world.
The austerity plan is due to be kicked up several notches when Osborne officially announces the next budget. All tax will be completely abolished in return for nobody receiving anything from the government.
The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn't quite go as planned.