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by Alexander Vosh.Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted “U-S-A” during [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
I wrote my comment for the studio rep at the screening of Macbeth as follows: ‘Tis an unruly film … '
An interview with cartoonist Trina Robbins. Errol Flynn and Kevin Costner both played Robin Hood (though not at the same time), and Al Jolson sang about the “Red, red Robin”...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that her penis...
by Humor Times.Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Dec. 1, 2015. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
We here at Conspiracy Theories bring you the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon innocents.
by Alexander Vosh.Latest War on Christmas escalation gives fading Fox News new life THE NORTH POLE — Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a surprise attack [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Corporate monopolies are experiencing a surge in the urge to merge. Control of market after market — from cable TV to chickens, banking to washing machines ...
Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
In America, we face a momentous choice: a food future rooted in the ethic of sustainable agriculture, or in exploitative agri-industry.
by Will Durst.Paying tribute to the proud perspicacity of plucky pilgrims in a pacific paean to our peculiar propensity for plumpish poultry on Thanksgiving. - Will DurstSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
The nice thing about this hot gift idea, political satire buffs agree: It can’t run out! ‘But the big 20% holiday discount will – and soon,’ they warn.
"Americans don't need the world's tired and poor anymore, we're full," he says of the Statue of Liberty.
by Michael Egan.The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said today that the American people should “consider suspending our Constitution, temporarily of course,” until what he called the “ISIS crisis” has been resolved and everyone is safe [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don't have to, like: "David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff" - So, David Hoff is now "hassle free."
The New New World Order (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes.
“Spotlight” – a film review by Gary Chew Seeing Spotlight almost made me feel homesick. Not for a place, but for a place in time when covering important events was not supplanted with infotainment or blatant propaganda. Tom McCarthy’s film, which he and Josh Singer wrote, gives us a look into how the investigative team...
HT Exclusive: We have the Putin and Assad transcript! A most intriguing phone call between the two most-beloved dictators in the world.