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U.S. corporations owe $600 billion in taxes Carl Icahn, noted corporate predator and takeover specialist who made billions of dollars in corporate deals, has recently begun pushing a charitable cause.
Our hard-hitting website investigates yet more conspiracy theories! Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey..
by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced her 2016 plans...
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan.
by Michael Egan.‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the word “disgusting” [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
by Roger Freed.With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’   Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Michael Egan.‘Lab Penis’ facility says request is not unique but its ‘aryan’ prescription ‘is unsual’ WINSTON-SALEM, NC — The Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, which specializes in fake dicks, false [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
What Christmas song drives you batty? After fleeing the pharmacy because I just couldn’t bring myself to listen to one more Rumpa-pum-pum, I went online and asked my Facebook friends...
Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative...>
You must let a few opening scenes of Youth filter through your brain to completely tune in to what’s up with it.
Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver vocalist.
Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders until he 'toned down' his realism.
“The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of hundreds of comic Tweets by funny people.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
From Tom Toles to Tom Tomorrow (and beyond) it seems all cartoonists are called Tom It’s a fact. America’s top cartoonists are all called Tom.
“It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way.” “I can’t count."