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New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
President Barack Obama sat for a long anticipated interview with CBS’s “60 Minutes” last week. The interview, actually broadcast on prime time TV, left out a statement where Obama essentially declared himself the fourth best president in terms of his accomplishments.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) stood on the US House floor in debate of an amendment to the Department of the Interior/Environmental Protection Agency’s spending bill. The amendment would ban the Confederate flag from being flown in federal cemeteries. Representative Lee (D-TX) obtained a BA in political science from Yale University and a JD from the University Of Virginia School Of Law. She also minored in American history, espousing a few years ago about the USA’s remarkable 400 year old Constitution.

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Corn Pone, TN – (SatireWorld.com)
Tennessee State highway patrol officials say the blue 2013 Prius pulled from a 25 foot snow bank is a car registered to Albert Gore. A passing motorist saw a faint glimmer of a tail light flashing from within the massive snowbank near Hollow Brook Road in rural Tennessee. Police say the body inside was frozen so stiff from the -23 deg F temperatures they had to cut the roof and doors off the vehicle to remove the body.

Leon Springs, CA – (satireworld.com)
Well, you knew it was coming right? Just a few years after Bruce Jenner declared himself a ‘woman’ with man parts, washed-up cyclist and admitted doper Lance Armstrong is going to give womanhood a chance and enter the Tour de France bicycle event as a woman.

North Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his healthiness.

Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.”

SatireWorld, USA
Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15
just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has released an early list of 10 approved safe children’s toys for holiday presents and gift giving, suitable for lay-away plans if you have a job. CPCS notes that these toys are safe, but may be scary.

The National Transportation Safety Board has ruled that “Juicy Farts” will not count as vehicular accidents for insurance purposes. In the wording of the ruling, the NTSB stated that “even though having a juicy fart can be called having an accident, it is not the kind of accident that should lead to the filing of automotive accident reports or the collection of auto insurance money.”

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Listing Madonna, Keanu Reeves, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Miley Cyrus, and Adam Sandler together as a film cast might assure a film director of good box office, but it does not guarantee any acting awards. These pseudo actors, and several others, have all been signed to star in a Tim Burton remake of the Charles Dickens’ classic, “A Christmas Carol.”

Amos,MO – (SatireWorld.com)

Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a UFO. It was the fat Elvis, it weren’t the skinny one. He still had them long, bushy sideburns and was wearing sunglasses. Before anybody accuses me of it, I didn’t have any fur in my eyes and I ain’t been drinkin’ any moonshine.”

Washington, DC -(satireworld.com)

Ex-President Barack Obama opposes offering a different kind of 'cash reparations' to the descendants of slaves, putting him at odds with some black groups and BLM leaders.

Lubbock, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)

Tony Ray Thornton, the President and CEO of the Lubbock, Texas Planned Parenthood affiliate, was released from custody Tuesday morning following his arrest Monday for indecent exposure.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
A former White House doctor revealed that his medical examinations of Natasha (Sasha) and Malia Obama showed that the girls had received female circumcision (sometimes referred to Female Genital Mutilation, or FGM, and Female Genital Cutting).

The procedure is almost exclusively used among Muslims as a way to remove sexual pleasure for females during intercourse and as a means of showing male dominance and control over women and the sexual act.

Detroit MI- (satireworld.com)
Democratic National Cars (DNC) announced their new line-up of blue automobiles for 2018, commencing with the re-engineered 2018 Pelosi to be manufactured in the USA.

Miami Beach, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Coast Guard officials at the South Beach CGS were swamped with calls from beach goers advising Coast Guard officials they found a dead shark on the beach with what appears to be Osama Bin Laden’s head inside.

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com)

A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality.

Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi to the Afghan capitol city of Kabul.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

The Obama Administration had requested that the Department of Education to add the “R” word to the list of banned words or phrases that will not be taught in schools. They are also seeking to have the word removed from all media and to have it automatically replaced with a series of punctuation symbols when used on the internet.

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)

A Chicago man has broken the world record for the number of years spent without bathing. Friends say he’s spent the last 60 years without taking a bath. After learning of the story, the Chicago Tribune recently published pictures of the 80 year old man who has lived in the Chicago south side his whole life.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
A computer bug may be in the frame behind the sudden, unexplained firing of Omarosa Manigault Newman, defunct White House Office of Public Liaison communications director, according to latest SatireWorld reports.