Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)
Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
On May 9, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Sharpton and his businesses owed almost $1.5 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. Sharpton himself owed $931,000 in federal income tax and $366,000 to New York, and his for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owed another $176,000 to the state. That’s almost ten years ago and why isn’t this clown-in-a suit in jail?
On May 9, 2008, the Associated Press reported that Sharpton and his businesses owed almost $1.5 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. Sharpton himself owed $931,000 in federal income tax and $366,000 to New York, and his for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owed another $176,000 to the state. That’s almost ten years ago and why isn’t this clown-in-a suit in jail?
A Miss Teenage USA has resigned Tuesday after a video surfaced online that allegedly features the 18-year-old beauty queen engaging in a sexual act at a fast food restaurant.
But the beauty queen also said the woman in the video wasn’t her, just someone who was wearing her clothes, crown, and had on a ‘similar Miss Teenage USA banner’.
But the beauty queen also said the woman in the video wasn’t her, just someone who was wearing her clothes, crown, and had on a ‘similar Miss Teenage USA banner’.
Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com)
According to the Smoking Gun, though Jane Fonda’s private foundation has nearly $800,000 in assets, the group has not made a charitable contribution during the last five years for which it has filed federal tax returns, an apparent violation of Internal Revenue Service rules.
According to the Smoking Gun, though Jane Fonda’s private foundation has nearly $800,000 in assets, the group has not made a charitable contribution during the last five years for which it has filed federal tax returns, an apparent violation of Internal Revenue Service rules.
by Mark Adam Lowton
For the past few years, I’ve been a real dick to everyone. I have run off most of my friends and the people that worked with me and for me. I’ve banned writers from my publication for little or no reason. I’ve gone out of my way to treat Americans like shit. I’ve been inconsistent in just about every aspect of my life.
Now I know why. I’ve got Mad Cow Disease.
For the past few years, I’ve been a real dick to everyone. I have run off most of my friends and the people that worked with me and for me. I’ve banned writers from my publication for little or no reason. I’ve gone out of my way to treat Americans like shit. I’ve been inconsistent in just about every aspect of my life.
Now I know why. I’ve got Mad Cow Disease.
Ramallah, West Bank – (SatireWorld.com)
The remains of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat will be exhumed Tuesday as part of a renewed investigation into his death, a source close to the investigation said on Saturday. The same source also said Arafat’s Rolex wrist watch will have a new battery installed at the same time.
The remains of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat will be exhumed Tuesday as part of a renewed investigation into his death, a source close to the investigation said on Saturday. The same source also said Arafat’s Rolex wrist watch will have a new battery installed at the same time.
Belleglade FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Book publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. “How to Skin a Cat” by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.
Book publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. “How to Skin a Cat” by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.
Boston MA – (SatireWorld.com)
Federal, state and local law enforcement performed admirably in capturing the Boston Marathon bombers. Ordinary citizens, emergency responders and surgeons/doctors at Boston area hospitals also performed admirably to save the lives of innocent people in the aftermath of the tragic event.
Federal, state and local law enforcement performed admirably in capturing the Boston Marathon bombers. Ordinary citizens, emergency responders and surgeons/doctors at Boston area hospitals also performed admirably to save the lives of innocent people in the aftermath of the tragic event.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) Infrastructure Plan has been leaked to the Main Stream Media. An astute freelance reporter named Phil broke the story prior to the legislation being introduced into the US House and senate.
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) Infrastructure Plan has been leaked to the Main Stream Media. An astute freelance reporter named Phil broke the story prior to the legislation being introduced into the US House and senate.
London – (SatireWorld.com)
A pair of conjoined parasitic twins very nearly sold America’s London embassy building to Donald Trump for One Measly Dollar according to Royal Courts of Justice papers filed today.
A pair of conjoined parasitic twins very nearly sold America’s London embassy building to Donald Trump for One Measly Dollar according to Royal Courts of Justice papers filed today.
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Seattle WA – (satireworld.com)
Amazon Corporate Management announced a plan to ship small packages from their local city distribution facilities up to 10 miles, at an altitude of 500 feet (below manned aircraft altitudes), via commercial unmanned drone aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) dragged their bureaucratic feet for six months before producing commercial unmanned drone regulations.
Amazon Corporate Management announced a plan to ship small packages from their local city distribution facilities up to 10 miles, at an altitude of 500 feet (below manned aircraft altitudes), via commercial unmanned drone aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) dragged their bureaucratic feet for six months before producing commercial unmanned drone regulations.
Seoul, South Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korean leader Kim Song-Un pulled no punches Saturday as a committee representing him and other DPRK leaders demanded parity with other Winter Olympic athletes and suggested the North have a winter rocket launching category so 50,000 DRPK soldiers can compete.
North Korean leader Kim Song-Un pulled no punches Saturday as a committee representing him and other DPRK leaders demanded parity with other Winter Olympic athletes and suggested the North have a winter rocket launching category so 50,000 DRPK soldiers can compete.
London (UK) – (satireworld.com)
According to new UK government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in Britain. The number is remarkable simply because there are only 63 million people in Britain.
According to new UK government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in Britain. The number is remarkable simply because there are only 63 million people in Britain.
Walter Bucket Presents True Facts
1. West Virginia man who went over Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow, December 25th, 2014, never resurfaced.
1. West Virginia man who went over Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow, December 25th, 2014, never resurfaced.
Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth did not warn of record cold and increasing snowfalls as a consequence of man-made global warming. And as recently as 2009, Gore was hyping the lack of snow as evidence for man-made global warming. Maybe Al Gore doesn’t know a thing about climate change after all and his Academy Award was just a consolation prize from liberal supporters for getting his liberal butt kicked in the 2000 Presidential election.
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For ten years SatireWorld has amused fans and casual readers with thought provoking and relevant news items from around the globe. Our staff of talented writers fought off criticism and threats to bring you the news we all love to see
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On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.
On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.
The Strait of Hormuz – (SatireWorld.com)
As two fully equipped US naval carrier task forces close on the Straits of Hormuz, the Iranian Navy announced it’s launched its first aircraft carrier and promises to strike a bloody blow if intimidated by US naval forces.
As two fully equipped US naval carrier task forces close on the Straits of Hormuz, the Iranian Navy announced it’s launched its first aircraft carrier and promises to strike a bloody blow if intimidated by US naval forces.
Jerico, Israel – (SatireWorld.com)
Historians, scientists, and archaeologists attempting to authenticate the recently discovered “Journal of Jesus” may be a fake. The journal, supposedly discovered in a cave in Jordan, has been the matter of much speculation, worship, and controversy since it was revealed to the public two years ago.
Historians, scientists, and archaeologists attempting to authenticate the recently discovered “Journal of Jesus” may be a fake. The journal, supposedly discovered in a cave in Jordan, has been the matter of much speculation, worship, and controversy since it was revealed to the public two years ago.